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[T.K.]

That'll be $5

[Sedans]

Happy Birthday.

[Harlequin]

Happy birthday
How old are you now? I'm going to be ancient soon Lol

[Driver of DOOM]

Happy Birthday Nick, hope you had a good one!

[max.thunder]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
I can't send you a present but i'm sure that new DriVer will be a good present for all of us.

[Sedans]

Whst new Driver?

They announced one?

[T.K.]

No.

[madness]

Every body calm down, u all trippin. Go take a chill pill.
And understand, there will be no cake.

[Driver of DOOM]

I'm calm but I'm still sad... Maybe because I am being choked by volcanic ask, all I can say is I blame Iceland

[Nikusakken]

Thanks guys!

How old are you now? I'm going to be ancient soon Lol

I'm 16 now. Damn, I'm geting old and I still being unlucky with girls.

Whst new Driver?

They announced one?

No.

Actually, it has been pretty much confirmed by Ubisoft a few months ago. But no official announcement yet.

[T.K.]

Don't worry about the whole girl part Nick. I just got my first girlfriend last Tuesday.

[bb_42001]

hmm, i wonder TK, does she know your secret?

[T.K.]

If you're thinking what I'm thinking, then yes.

[Driver of DOOM]

Everyone knows TK is batman, its hardly a secret! 16, pwar, You'll be a big man in no time, now lets see, I owe you, um, 16 birthday beadtings then!

[Harlequin]

I'm 16 now. Damn, I'm geting old and I still being unlucky with girls.

I didn't get my first boyfriend until I was nearly 17, and I know girls who are nearly 21 who've never had one, so you've got plenty of time
Plus, who wants to be in a relationship? There's too much to remember...

In other news, I got a new boyfriend. We make fun of stupid people together. It's bliss... And is slowly destroying my family's belief that I'm gay, which is doubly fantastic.

[T.K.]

My apologies, I must be off. The Bat signal's up.

[bb_42001]

NANANANA BATMAN!

[Wheelman75]

Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da BAT MAN!

[PostalDude]

He's the Goddamn batman!

[Fireboyd78]

LOL WTF GET TO ZE BATMOBIEL!

[T.K.]

I AM BACK FROM DEFEATING THE JOKER.

[Nikusakken]

GONNA CALL TWO-FACE TO DESTROY YA!

[Fireboyd78]

"I'm 16 now. Damn, I'm geting old and I still being unlucky with girls."

Nick, don't feel too bad. I'm 17, getting older, and I STILL am being unlucky with girls!

[T.K.]

Suckerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[Fireboyd78]

gtfo TK

[T.K.]

Don't worry, I'll brighten your feelings!
*thrusts wildly at you*

[PostalDude]

*walks up to hot chick*
So uhh... how you like it? Missionary or on top?
*gets punched*
FUUUUUCK

[Driver of DOOM]

*takes off wig and wonders why the bar is so devoid of fit lesbians*
gets punched for being misogynistic
Dammn

[max.thunder]

This song would fit very well in the next Driver and the lyrics are very good

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
A big black and white come and crushed my groove again!

CHORUS:
Go on & write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license n' all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No! Uh!

So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more
I'm gonna throw your ass in the city joint"
Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said "Yeah!, Oh yea!"

CHORUS II:
Write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55! (four times)
Uh! (Solo)

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get my car out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day.
Huh - It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.!

CHORUS:
Go on & write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license n' all that jive
I can't drive 55!

No, no, no, I can't drive...(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive... (I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

[Driver of DOOM]

55 is such a weird speed limit, 70 kinda makes sense, but the government should knock it up to 80 which is what people do!