- Sat Jun 23, 2007 1:18 pm
#4951
I don't roll on the floor, but if I did, that's probably where I'd be right now, + the rest about LMAO or whatever. (Actually I don't laugh, either, btw. That's just something I say I'm doing. I forgot how to laugh a long time ago.)
But don't mind me. Just go ahead, laugh it up. Man, you guys don’t know what it’s like—and as I wrote to Daltarin-Elite, I hope you never do—but seriously spoken. You don’t know what it’s like, afflicted by an extreme case of being self-conscious while living in a world that is hypersensitive to political and social correctness, not to mention our children’s safety. I come in here; meet some young ppl I like talking to and have more in common with than that which brought us together in the first place. Man, I just about decided to move on and miss out on all the fun I have had here just because I didn’t want anyone to think I was some sort of online child predator who thinks you guys are sexy or something.
Why anyone would think that of me, I don’t know. I mean you’re just a bunch of ugly Mexicans.
BTW, I was first to cast a vote. And I really was disappointed in the choices offered. It reminded me of this test I had to take one time to get a job, the purpose of which was to assist in evaluating the mental stability of potential employees. It was a True or False test. You ever take one of those?
1) Someone followed me here: True or False?
2) I really love my mother more than any other woman: True or False?
I hate to backslide on the rules here, boss, but WTF, man? I mean, someone needs to check up on the bozos who design these tests that put you through such a thing just so you can keep a roof over your head.
But, yah, man, I really don’t like it when I’m stuck in that sort of predicament. I mean, you guys know about how strongly I feel a need to explain myself or whatever? Then some jack joe puts a question in front of me like, “Getting ahead in life is strictly a matter of who you know, not how hard you work: True or False?†Jeez Louise, man! Everyone knows it’s both. But there you are; you only get to choose between looking like you’re full of crap or bitter about life.
Anyway, this reminded me of that, being stuck in a situation where you have to choose between multiple acceptable answers that are each to some extent true, but you only get to pick one answer from them. I’ll say this much, though. At least here you get to explain yourself. And yes, I am one of those people (as if there are any others) who turns over the paper to use more space if needed, even on a True or False test.
All right, I’ve come to trust you guys a little, so I’ll go ahead and admit it. Have you ever seen that show on TV in the U.S. called Monk, about a San Francisco sleuth who does consulting for the police department? Well, that guy has his act together compared to me, man. And I’ll tell you something else. If his wife wasn’t murdered, she would have left him, because no one is as understanding as she was supposed to be. No way, sir-ree-bob, friends. She’d be all like, “Thank goodness that at least we didn’t have any kids! And make sure you obey that restraining order to the letter, okay, honey?â€
*[editorial note]* BTW, you guys are supposed to be able to tell that I am very funny, not very messed up in the head. I’d be ashamed of anyone who takes too much of what I write here literally.