Oh ok, so now I have two assholes to take on, very well.
Fat and stupid? You say you have facts, those aren't facts. Americans are fat and stupid AREN'T Facts... I'm not stupid, nor fat, nor ugly, and if you think I'm ugly, so be it. I probably think you are ugly too. You know you probably aren't the best looking thing since sliced bread either, you know.
I never said I'd rather have very rich and very poor people, you're putting words in my mouth, which is bullsh**. That'd be like me saying "Hi, I'm Coyote, and I just got done putting a fat dick in my mouth." See how that works? Which rich people are going to Europe, because I have't heard of any rich people going to Europe.
Yeah, I know Asia is doing good, very futuristic, they also have the smartest children. Did you know that more Japanese children speak English than American people? Yeah, thats a fact. But I guess that means that we are stupid now right? Yeah aha not really. You had no idea what I just said, I said you must be one of those people that want to go back to the stone age by the things I just listed. Learn to read my friend, but that would be too hard, you must just glance at what I write and rush to insert a fact, fat & ugly insult, and witty comment and then come back, see what I wrote, and repeat.
You can clean windows???????!!11!!!!1!! ZOMFG!!!1!11!1!1! Congradulations dude... you've earned my respect! (Starts cheering and applauding) Yeah, believe it or not, I can do that too, and use a toilet also? Omg, its like, we've lived the same life!
You don't know me either, its funny how I was going to write that but refrained from doing so, all you know is that My name is Derek and I live In Louisiana, and have a car. Wow... its like we're brothers. So you've vistied the US, Congradulations, well I live here buddy, and it ain't no winter-wonderland. Oh good for you, you hold all kinds of people in a group, you live in Europe buddy, I bet all you have is white people and black people, maybe so asian kids. But what do I know, I'm just a dumb American that stays in his house all day monitering the boards riiight?? Of course that's what you think, because you stereotype, like a dumbass.
Been here before us? What the f**k, Europe has a longer history than us... Whoa, good job man, oh, but did you know the body of the first man was found in Africa, so you're not the oldest people either... Congrats..
I'm ugly so you say. Well congradulations, (Wow I've been saying that a lot, I bet you feel like a winner..) Yeah, some Euro-kid over a forum is going to tell me I'm ugly.. Aha... Yeah, well I'm not as ugly as you man. (Do I know what you look like, nah... ) But I guarantee I do better in society than you, how? Because I'm a "Big, fat, ugly American", but I guess that my big fat ugliness is just attractive to other people, who would've guessed?
Wow, where did you get that little fact from?? Huh?? Because if 86% of American's are fat, .09 % of Louisianaians must be. That's a very small precentage. Like I said, I'm not fat, In fact I have a lot of muscle and upper body strength. No I dont use Steroids, or go to the gym everyday, I just keep a balanced diet, run laps almost everyday, do pushups and weight-lifting. It's called staying healthy.
Yeah, a life, oh you have one too? Well good job, we have something in common. I also have good arguments & facts, as for the phone... who cares (even though I do have an iPhone 3G that works amazing)
Yeah.... you know what.. I was about to call a truce Coyote.. but now that I think about it, if it's beef you want, it's beef you get.
Now, to Driver of DOOM. (Who really should have just kept his ass out of it)
Driver of DOOM wrote:Woa, I had a scorcher today, absolutely not a single cloud in the sky but yea it is pretty drab in the UK compared to Europe
Coyote wrote:
Oh and, the UK is in Europe btw
FAIL. .........
Congrats Coyote for now ripping his head off?? Dude, he did the same thing, who is he to say I'm ugly, fat, and stupid? A no one really...
Well all rich people are snobby, well most anyways, its not just Americans. (Which you said everyone has I know)
"Oh how i wish i had said that"
Oh well why dont you go say it and take ya smart ass right on out this conversation?