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[madness]

I know everyone here doesn't really have any interest in this kind of stuff. But you all liked "DPL Rhymes of *06". So I figured I'd post it anyways.

This is a general rhymes thread, so if you feel like it feel free to post your own rhymes and see what happens.

[madness]

As mentioned in Free Chat; I'll warn you about the randomness of the following rhymes of mine. I guess you could consider it funny instead of random but I wanted to see your views on this stuff.

So something I come up with earlier today, while I was freestyling.
Main rhymes where birds, bees, trees. I then continued from there.

After I freestyled it, I got a pen and paper and wrote it out altering it because I couldn't remember everything I said and I was able to make it sound better . After freestyling it I only spent about 15 minutes writing it out, so there are some small plot holes that need filling.

I’m walkin in the park,
Lookin at the birdz and beez,
In the treez,
while I’m reading magazines,
lookin at dez double d’z
jackin off, herd a noise.

I look up in the treez,
Checkin out the birdz and beez.
Whose gettin in on the act of erection
Whose gettin in on the act of ejaculation
In the treez, f***ing each, makin birdy-beezon.

Makin love in the treez, losein treason.
Havin fun in the park, lookin at dezz.
Deeze, birds and beez.
Singin, in the treez.
Reachin climax.

I go back, and get an axe.
To chop this f***ing, birds head off.
Cause it’s breakin the rules of morality.
Watchin the birdz and the beez havin it on yo… see.


So I get an axe, and chop its f***ing head off.
Then the beez cum, and attack me.
I go runnin because I’m allergic to beez you see.

So what do you'se think?

[bb_42001]

all i can say is WTF, its the most random thing ever!!!

[Driver of DOOM]

Dude, that is well, just great;
All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as f**k I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and f***ing smash ya pastie.

I met this lass from Whitley bay / I took her to my house coz she wanted to play / she was like wew your pure radge / I was like ya let is see ya fadge / Cookson telt is you always buck back / but he said you didnt like it when he made you neck his wack.
Gangsta gangsta I'm a pure lover / I winnit f**k ya round coz I think I kna ya motha / she used to be a dinner nanny at the high school / I think I might have poked her so thats canny cool / she said wew thats pure cush you can come back to mine coz ya propa lush.

Well I didnt stop rucking till the break of dawn and I taped the f***ing lot on me mobile phone / she was like wew divnt show ya marra's / I was like course I wont man haha.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as f**k I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and f***ing smash ya pastie.

Wew ya I met a lass from Walker gate she had a top notch fanny there was no debate / she had ne front teeth but she was belta / I took her for a date at me local bus shelter / I left her slurps on me speckra gold / after afew minutes her legs started to unfold / she ripped of her knickers like hulk hogan / I was like wew your pure smoking.

Av never met a lass like her before who loved getting rucked on a bus stop floor / she said I'm not the first and I wont be the last / so I thought wew f**k it a think al have a blast / so Im half way through when she starts ganning crackers / shouting out stuff like Im guna eat ya knackers / she wanted me berns but I thought f**k that / so I pulled out me knob and blarted on her back.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as f**k I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and f***ing smash ya pastie.

Howay then lasses lets see yas all up on the dance floor / flash ya gear for the lads / aye am talking to you owa there in the corner / and yee an all / your good looking, your good looking, your good looking , but yee owa there / your ugly but I'd still ride ya haha.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as f**k I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and f***ing smash ya pastie.

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as f**k I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and f***ing smash ya pastie.
Courtesy of Buzzcocks on Youtube (a Newcastle radgey), see

[Nikusakken]

You hate this town
Preparing your bags to get away
You will never leave this town
I'm gonna bring you down

You all pissed off tryin' to get away
All those f**ker on your way
They bring ya to the landfill
'cause they gonna make you feel
Your armageddon has begun
You can't stop it
Like no other around

This town cracked ya in this round
Bet ya
They gonna get ya
You're the subject to status
As frozen as a estatue
In this "estado"

Cara, você perdeu
Porque você mereceu
Seu idiota fracassado tirando onda dando uma de marrentão
Vou te pegar e enfiar sua cara no chão
Vou fazer você beijar o meu sapato
Você vai ver que tem gosto de pato assado

But then you realize
Que tá tudo numa nice
It was just a nightmare
That it has no matter
Ya go back to your life
Just to be stabbed in the back by a knife

Now ya really want to get away
Except that it's all the same

It sucks, I know...

[bb_42001]

Bitches and Hoes
With them' Guns and Roses
Who has the guns, and who has the roses
The hoes have the guns
And the bitches have the roses

Madness is a screaming
Nick is Whizzing
CarLuvors crying
Chris is jizzing

Then come the hoes
With there guns
Then come the Bitches
With there roses

Madness is a running
WITH HIS GUNS AND ROSES
BAM BAM BAM
While Nicks still Whizzing
Carluvors still crying
Chris is still Jizzing

Now, the bitches
Now, the hoes
Are dead.
And madness sings to the birds and beez
While feeling them Double D's

[cleone]

Chris is Jizzing

What is that supposed to mean?

[Driver of DOOM]

lol, if you don't get what jizzing is then you probably shouldn't be on this thread!

[cleone]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jizzing
I am going to kill you bb_42001!!!!!!!!!!

[madness]

All the lasses in the world I think your pure cush / even if your rough as f*** I still think you are lush / Wallsend, Byker, Whitley bay all the fanny is pure classy / I'll take you back to my house and f***ing smash ya pastie.

Man!, I thought you were beefing with me for a second .

NOTE: (I typed this a couple of days ago and didn't hit submit)
Anyways, today (Wednesday) I herd someone randomly say "Bucket of Hoes". So guess what! I played wit it! I have a finished rhyme, but I'll only post part of it.

Guess what man!
I need one thing.
and one thing only!

A bucket of hoes to play with!

So I get out, get a rose.
Prepare my hose, take off my clothes.
Expose myself, inside the hoes.

The rest of the track is pretty whack.
So I'll hold on, to it now!
I also made a quick movie file, which shows it's flow with an instrumental track I found which kinda suits the rhyme.
DOWNLOAD (may have to right-click save target as)
(Note: This file will be deleted when I move hosts later on tonight or tomorrow)

[Daltarin-Elite]

You frigging sicko's. This stuff is awful and incredibly inpropriate.

Now this isn't mine, some guy teaching a song writing class at my school yesterday said this. It's short but amusing.

Rhyming's my gift,
I've had it since birth.
I'm gonna beat you black and blue,
Like a half African smurf.

[bb_42001]

DE, just so you know American Rap/Rhythms usually contain " Unpleasant Words"

[madness]

You frigging sicko's. This stuff is awful and incredibly inappropriate.

I have a lot of respect for your comment, were all entitled to our opinions and I somewhat agree with your view. But hell, this is what entertains people. I drop some of these rhymes around people I know and they laugh like hell. I haven't really looked around but I'm sure there are forums where people rhyme rap style. I might try dropping some of mine there and see their views. I don't have much of an opportunity in Australia to hang around people with similar interests when it comes to this culture. It seems everyone is interested in other genres.

Now this isn't mine, some guy teaching a song writing class at my school yesterday said this. It's short but amusing.

Rhyming's my gift,
I've had it since birth.
I'm gonna beat you black and blue,
Like a half African smurf.

There is a difference between poetry and rap.
But I must admit there both pretty similar.
But it usually within the style, structure and sometimes context.
Rap seems to be affiliated more with violence and ghetto life style. A way for people who fall under this category to express themselves.
While poetry seems to be a way for posh people to express themselves.
That's just way I see it.


And! (bb_42001, nick brasil) I think both yours are pretty good. I'll check them out in more detail soon and give some suggestions .

[Harlequin]

DE, just so you know American Rap/Rhythms usually contain " Unpleasant Words"

At least we can always tell the difference between Australian rap- promoting self-worth and mateship- and American rap-promoting gang banging, sex and drugs-

I think it was pretty good D. I don't understand American rap either... Why write about something that promotes violence, when you can be comical...Like Lady Sovereign or the Hilltop Hoods... Shameless promotion, I know;)

I have a mate who drops random rhymes into conversations, Madness... I laugh at him too... But his are intentionally funny... Making fun of people with crabs, etc...

[PostalDude]

Har,You have it all wrong,MODERN american rap is all about sex,drugs,hoez and big rimz. Oldschool American rap is not.

[Nikusakken]

Any Rap older than 15 years is worth listening...




























Heck, what I'm saying, I don't even listen to Rap!

[PostalDude]

Rap from the 80's up to the mid 90's is good.modern stuff like soulja faggot and lil dick(lil wayne) suck ass.

[Nikusakken]

Don't forget 50 Cent and his G-Unit!

[Driver of DOOM]

Eminem?

[PostalDude]

Don't forget 50 Cent and his G-Unit!

Oh god,he sucks balls. .

[Nikusakken]

True... Encore was all right, but since it, it has been just downhill.

[madness]

Time for me to battle D-E.
Cause he had to beef with me.

YOU CAN'T SPELL CRAP... WITHOUT RAP!

and I had to beef.

If you beef with it, you beef with me.
But I'm sure you'll be the one sittin up in the tree.
One with a plea,
beggin me, feelin envy,
kindly, tellin me,
to disagree.

But I agree, for victory.
you agree, for pleasantly.

Luckily for you, I'm standin with sympathy.
So I walk away, and you get out that tree.

I come back, you go runnin,
I go poppin your ass back in that tree,
and you go wee, while cryin for your family.


Seriously, I'm not lookin for an enemy.
So sorry if I openly disrespecting ya.
I don't mean to be mean, it's just the way my rap style is.
Just coz I say it, don't mean I mean it!

Hope this doesn’t ruin you view of me, who I am, and what I'm like.
This week, my styles on steroids, you may think it's void.
So your annoyed an avoid it, and try to destroy it,
and I try to deploy it, Cause I really enjoy it.
That's why I do'in it! Man!

[Sedans]

Har,You have it all wrong,MODERN american rap is all about sex,drugs,hoez and big rimz. Oldschool American rap is not.

THANK YOU.

Biz Markie, Kool-Mo-Dee, Das EFX, Cypress Hill, Mobb Deep, Twista, Nas, Group Home, MC Thick, Gregory D, Eazy E, Biggie Smalls, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Triple Six Mafia, Dj Premier, Guru, Gang Starr, Dr Dre, Lord Infamous, Prodigy, Ghostface Killah, Mc Eiht, Lil Troy, Rza, Raekwon, Masta P & TRU, Fat Pats, Dj Screw, Mystikal, OutKast, H.A.W.K., Naughty By Nature, Project Pat, Sir Mix-a-Lot, Talib Kweli, Rakim, Too $hort, Wu Tang Clan, Warren G, Z-Ro, 8Ball & MJG, Big L, Above The Law, Dj Polo & Kool G Rap, Dj Paul, C-Murder, Mc Lyte, Compton's Most Wanted, Yungstarr, CL Smooth, Run-DMC, Pharoahe Monch, ETC


Those are artists worth listening too.

I love all of them, they are all better than today's Soulja-Boy & Arab bullsh**, all that Flo-Rida bullsh**, all that punk ass Akon bullsh**...

[Harlequin]

Har,You have it all wrong,MODERN american rap is all about sex,drugs,hoez and big rimz. Oldschool American rap is not.

Sorry...Only just realised you were talking to me... Never been referred to as 'Har' before... Lol! My bad!

I wasn't talking about the old school stuff. I remember back when Will Smith was a musician (Shock, I know) and his stuff was pretty clean. I'm talking about so called 'Hardcore' rappers, like 50 Cent and whatnot. Personally, I don't get much rap. So much of the new american stuff is complete nonsense...
Plus I don't get why people would want to plug themselves in their own song. I mean, if we hear it, we're obviously listening, right?!

But yeah, sorry for confusion... I did intend it to be directed at modern artists.
But I was pretty sure Notorious BIG was pretty bad stuff, right? Or at least he was known for being pretty, ahem, 'hardcore'.

[bb_42001]

Ok, anyone who has been into the place i work at knows we plays crappy old music, well our night fill people made a CD and Hijacked the in store stereo so now we are playing recent music, all clean though, because of customers and its louder, and our Store Manager doesn't care!!!

[Nikusakken]

I was listening to a Papa Roach song ("Liquid Diet") and I had a motivation to do this one:

He got a wife and a kid plus he beats ‘em both
Whatever if they’re in home or in phone booth

I can’t understand why does such a thing
All I know is that she get down on her knee
Slashin
Kickin
He beats the crap out of her
And of her son
While getting drunk
Smoking marijuana
Getting all crunk
He mess with ‘em lifes
Nothing getting so nice
The little kid just record
Of all these bad things
Waiting to striking back

On school he’s laughed at
On work, his mom is a nasty
Everyone talks about their lifes
But no one wants to help outside
Until a man called Andrew
Get da real to help real new
Mom n’ Andrew talk real cool
Until dad comes and smash
Beats her in front of everyone
Nothing to do but run to outside
Andrew follows and punchs him real tight
Break on his nose and make it bleed
Dad gets the rage in his face
Takes a gun and shots at Andy
Two times in the chest
The dream is over
All the hope is gone
Back to starvation

Kid gets a gun from a friend
He’s decided to put an end
No more suffering
Or bad dreams
Back at a home
With his drunk dad
Tryin to raiskaus him
Gets da gun
And shot twice in chest
Just like with Andy
It’s all over
They go back to São Paulo
To have a better life
She as a insurance
And him to study at the USP.

[Daltarin-Elite]

My only response is

?

Sorry but i have never been into rap, i just don't get the idea. I'm quite a musical sort of guy and so i always had rock music, because it was melodic and had words that could inspire me. Now i know that sounds sappy and gay, but to be honest i don't care, i feel like I'm at a point in my life where love is a big factor for me and rock music expresses that for me. So i guess that is my reason for disliking rap, it's just out of respect for my emotions really.

And i have no issue with this thread, it's content is just a little weird. Yeah i am seventeen but as it turns out i am very uneducated in this sense. I actually had to ask the girl i like, who i will say is a year and a half younger than me, why she was laughing at some joke. Turns out it was simple, but i just don't make those connections, i guess another reason it doesn't work for me.

[Sedans]

D-Elite doesn't like rap,
He don't see but he calls it crap,
whatever though,
that's him, not me so,
I'll continue with my rhymes,
with no beef to cease,
enough of that,
I cock back the fo-five then jet,
bustin shots thru ya windows,
wackin fools I never met,
But that's the way, you niggas gon pay,
When you f**k with mines,
From times and time again,
I have to send,
A little messgae with the tech nine, so fool don't sweat mines,
So you know I ain't slippin,
I'll put three in ya chest, let yall know who's da best,
I could tell you was a punk from the first day you was testin,
fake gold rang, fake gold chain,
You aint a balla, you a scrub,
Hah, you's insane,
The way you get dissed, I dont even feel ya pain,
I see you slippin,
I see you trippin,
Dont run, You can't hide,
From the niggity-nine,
f**k with me, and ya outta line,
I grew up on the crime side, the break ya spine side,
The,
Front, and it's your time side!
I went, from little 'ol CZ's,
To big D's, in my ear, when I started slangin 40 Key's from over-seas,
When I got this scrilla, I started feelin killas, for they f***ing bills,
It kills da youth when we don't tell tha truth,
Little kids smokin woolies to get ill,
Shankin niggas in, phone booths,
That, New Orleans-Mindframe,
That, Fury & Rage thang,
That makes 'em wanna, peel thangs, when they, hear thangs,
But you know you needa cool thangs,
This sh*t I'm spittin is pure truth,
Better watch ya back fool,
Cuz niggas lose they cool.


-Derek or, Sedans


Lol... That was not that good I know, But I was bored, I figured I'd give it a shot.