⠀

[T.K.]

Alright.

"Mom, Dad. I have an extreme case of depression. Please help me."
BE BLUNT

[cleone]

Alright.

"Mom, Dad. I have an extreme case of depression. Please help me."
BE BLUNT

No, that is too dramatic. Plus, they won't believe it.

[T.K.]

THEN BE BLUNT. JUST BE GODDAMN BLUNT.
CUT TO THE CHASE, GET TO THE POINT

[PostalDude]

Walk up to them and say "Hallo." Then throw a grenade in your mouth,then you shall become An Hero.
@ chris.

[cleone]

THEN BE BLUNT. JUST BE GODDAMN BLUNT.
CUT TO THE CHASE, GET TO THE POINT

WT* DOES "BLUNT" MEAN?!

[PostalDude]

leern2dictionary

[T.K.]

Walk up to them and say "Hallo." Then throw a grenade in your mouth,then you shall become An Hero.
@ chris.

go back to 4chan and stay

Being blunt means getting straight to the point

[Nikusakken]

Why don't you tell them that you fell different. Don't start saying that you got depression because they won't believe you. Tell them that you feel down, sad. Ask them if you can see a doctor and talk with him.

[PostalDude]

NO U

( BTW,i've never even posted on 4chan ).

@T.K

[cleone]

Why don't you tell them that you fell different. Don't start saying that you got depression because they won't believe you. Tell them that you feel down, sad. Ask them if you can see a doctor and talk with him.

But I don't feel sad though. The only thing I'm sad about is that fact that I MIGHT HAVE DEPRESSION!

[T.K.]

Might? HA!
Just get to the point.

[cleone]

I AM SO CONFUSED!

[PostalDude]

I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST SHI-*is shot by Gary Coleman,AGAIN.*

[cleone]

I'm not telling them. I don't know what to say, and I don't think its necessary.

[PostalDude]

I DON'T GIVE A DEAD MOOSES LAST sh*t!

[madness]

Ok, after reading everything.
Wow... so much happened in what 15 hours.

*I'm just writing something at the moment to add, about targeting the problem and setting some goals, in life which should help sort things out.

Such as?

Sorry, stupid internet died at home, so I just typed it all up in Word. Then I saved it on a Flash Disk to bring with me and then send but I left the damn thing in my computer. (I'm so annoyed now) but I'll post it when I get back home, hopefully the internet company fuckheads fixed everything up.

Then take a break. We can wait

No. I'm gonna push myself to the extremes to get this done. I want it done.

Dude, this is exzactly how I seen everything when I was younger.
That much I couldn't handle it, but I would never commit suicide that is for losers (the easy way out).
Rather than commit suicide do something fun, joyriding, weed, mushrooms, acid (no addictive drugs please, cause that's like committing suicide).

Nah tho.. seriously thats a little extreme.. eh chris?

I'm fed up with life, so I take the extremes. If it kills me, then whatever, I don't care if I live or die anymore. It's called life. jk[/quote]

Meh, half the sh*t I did. I didn't care if it killed me.
But I obviously wasn't that much of a loser, so I'd just go out having fun if it got too bad. ^explained above
Then once you've had fun you'll return to normal because you don't give a f**k anymore.

Matt's a drunk.

Do it to be safe

True, I'm not sure if drunk is the correct word though.
Yes, my opinion will work for me, dosen't mean it'll work for you.
You'll be able to take what I typed last night more seriously. I'll post that soon.
It's just that I'm using someone elses computer, and it's ridiclious using something with no mouse and is really pissing me off. Plus earler today some b*t*h was listening in on my call with someone earlier today. Which got me pretty angry, BB that's what that scream was if you herd it and why I wasn't very talkative.

So? You still have to do it if you want any help

Nah, I'll figure it out on my own. i don't need any help. I'm an independent human being.

Yes, that's how I think of everything.
But I have my life planned out, I know how it's going to turn out.
I've thought of every possible direction I can turn and I believe I have chosen the correct one.

We care.

YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, SO WHAT IF I DIE? BIG DEAL?! ONE LESS ACTIVE MEMBER?!

Dude, which country do you live?
I'd love to get to know you.
Then I can properly understand you and teach you a couple of things or two which will help.
It's easier saying it rather than having to find the right words to use and typing it.

You can't love someone you don't even know, genious.

I like you, because I never hold a grudge against anyone. Unless they have more authority than me.
Like a police officer, a bus driver, a lecturer/teacher, a store owner. They all have autority to kick me out if they don't like me or the way I behave. Well they can all get fucked. Maybe you need to think the same way for a little bit. It sure beats killing yourself by working too hard.

Heart attacks, obesity, diabetes, suicide...

HOW IS THAT RELATED TO DEPRESSION?!
Like I'd do that. i've been thinking about it.

Well depression, usually causes you to eat much more. Which may be good in your case cause you need a bit of weight from the sound of things. Diabetes and heart attacks are both caused by obesity.

I swear I am going to leave this f***ing fourm for the rest of my life because I don't want to feel responsible if you do something stupid.

If you feel responsibility, even your too hard on yourself.
Chris is very stubborn, and there could be nothing you can do.

If I drive away a member, I will feel guilty and do something stupid. So, your choice.

Dude, look at yourself. You drive away a member. Big deal!
It's just the internet, never take it seriously. NEVER!


I was in quite a rush when I typed this.
I gotta get going, but I really wanted to post something.
It isn't well thought out, keep that in mind.

[T.K.]

Heart attacks, obesity, diabetes, suicide...

HOW IS THAT RELATED TO DEPRESSION?!
Like I'd do that. i've been thinking about it.

Take a look a the grayed letters.

[cleone]

Ok, after reading everything.
Wow... so much happened in what 15 hours.

*I'm just writing something at the moment to add, about targeting the problem and setting some goals, in life which should help sort things out.

Such as?

Sorry, stupid internet died at home, so I just typed it all up in Word. Then I saved it on a Flash Disk to bring with me and then send but I left the damn thing in my computer. (I'm so annoyed now) but I'll post it when I get back home, hopefully the internet company fuckheads fixed everything up.

Then take a break. We can wait

No. I'm gonna push myself to the extremes to get this done. I want it done.

Dude, this is exzactly how I seen everything when I was younger.
That much I couldn't handle it, but I would never commit suicide that is for losers (the easy way out).
Rather than commit suicide do something fun, joyriding, weed, mushrooms, acid (no addictive drugs please, cause that's like committing suicide).

Nah tho.. seriously thats a little extreme.. eh chris?

I'm fed up with life, so I take the extremes. If it kills me, then whatever, I don't care if I live or die anymore. It's called life. jk

Meh, half the sh*t I did. I didn't care if it killed me.
But I obviously wasn't that much of a loser, so I'd just go out having fun if it got too bad. ^explained above
Then once you've had fun you'll return to normal because you don't give a f**k anymore.

Matt's a drunk.

Do it to be safe

True, I'm not sure if drunk is the correct word though.
Yes, my opinion will work for me, dosen't mean it'll work for you.
You'll be able to take what I typed last night more seriously. I'll post that soon.
It's just that I'm using someone elses computer, and it's ridiclious using something with no mouse and is really pissing me off. Plus earler today some b*t*h was listening in on my call with someone earlier today. Which got me pretty angry, BB that's what that scream was if you herd it and why I wasn't very talkative.

So? You still have to do it if you want any help

Nah, I'll figure it out on my own. i don't need any help. I'm an independent human being.

Yes, that's how I think of everything.
But I have my life planned out, I know how it's going to turn out.
I've thought of every possible direction I can turn and I believe I have chosen the correct one.

We care.

YOU GUYS DON'T EVEN KNOW ME, SO WHAT IF I DIE? BIG DEAL?! ONE LESS ACTIVE MEMBER?!

Dude, which country do you live?
I'd love to get to know you.
Then I can properly understand you and teach you a couple of things or two which will help.
It's easier saying it rather than having to find the right words to use and typing it.

You can't love someone you don't even know, genious.

I like you, because I never hold a grudge against anyone. Unless they have more authority than me.
Like a police officer, a bus driver, a lecturer/teacher, a store owner. They all have autority to kick me out if they don't like me or the way I behave. Well they can all get fucked. Maybe you need to think the same way for a little bit. It sure beats killing yourself by working too hard.

Heart attacks, obesity, diabetes, suicide...

HOW IS THAT RELATED TO DEPRESSION?!
Like I'd do that. i've been thinking about it.

Well depression, usually causes you to eat much more. Which may be good in your case cause you need a bit of weight from the sound of things. Diabetes and heart attacks are both caused by obesity.

I swear I am going to leave this f***ing fourm for the rest of my life because I don't want to feel responsible if you do something stupid.

If you feel responsibility, even your too hard on yourself.
Chris is very stubborn, and there could be nothing you can do.

If I drive away a member, I will feel guilty and do something stupid. So, your choice.

Dude, look at yourself. You drive away a member. Big deal!
It's just the internet, never take it seriously. NEVER!


I was in quite a rush when I typed this.
I gotta get going, but I really wanted to post something.
It isn't well thought out, keep that in mind.[/quote]
First of all, half the things about "Death" in my posts, especially the INTERNET one, were jokes. Chill a little. Dammit, I am awful at telling jokes.

[T.K.]

Sarcasm and jokes are not your thing because you make it incredibly subtle

[cleone]

Sarcasm and jokes are not your thing because you make it incredibly subtle

I don't even know what that means. Da** 15 year olds, ey ye ye.

[T.K.]

I learned the meaning of that when I was 10!
Bring a dictionary with you. it means quietly and/or unnoticed/slowly over time

[cleone]

I learned the meaning of that when I was 10!
Bring a dictionary with you. it means quietly and/or unnoticed/slowly over time

Well, keep in mind, we live in different places, meaning that we have different ways our schools teach us. For example, when I lived in my old town, we were taught the word "parched" in 2nd grade. When I moved to my new town (5th grade), they were just learning the word.

[T.K.]

My parents told me what subtle meant >_>

[cleone]

My parents told me what subtle meant >_>

Oh.

[madness]

Ok, here is what I can gather so far;

I can tell you see yourself as a perfectionist and your experiencing symptoms of depression because you feel as if you’re not as successful as you could be.

The first thing you must understand is you’re an over perfectionist for your age and your brain hasn’t funny developed yet and it’s highly understandable your game doesn’t meet the expectations of an adult with tones of game development experience. Understand that 99.75% of people your age wouldn’t know how to create their own computer game of the most basic complexity. So I think your did awesome job from what I’ve seen herd so far.

Your self-esteem seems quite low; you have no faith in yourself or anything you do.

This is usually caused by depression; I’ve devised some activities which will hopefully help restore at least some of your self-esteem.


I don’t know anything personal about yourself, so it makes things pretty hard and I can only work with what you told us on the forums. If you have disagree with any of my statements feel free to challenge them.


Activities

Here are some activities I want you to complete; (try not to involve any form of technology) If you feel comfortable, post your answer to these questions.

- Step back and think about what has really made you feel very happy and joyful in the past (hanging out with friends, maybe there is a hobby you really enjoy, maybe there is some awesome music you like to mellow out or dance to).
- Try to find a role-model that you really like. While thinking about this, think about things that make them really awesome. Let’s say you’re really into wrestling and your idol was John Cena. Maybe his strength is awesome, in that case you could go to the gym or workout at home and this should help. Working out really helps get your mind off everything depressing you, I highly recommend it. You need a motivator and that could be a role-model. It doesn’t have to be someone famous; it could be a teacher or a friend.
-


Goal Setting

- Keep thinking about those previous life experience that made you feel happy, do whatever you can, this should help you step away from everything that’s depressing you.
- Find a role-model, think about what makes them awesome that you’d like to do and then do it.

Once you’ve answered some of my questions I can write you some more goals.


Sure a lot of the stuff I’ve written may seem quite simple, but you’d be amazed how you may have overlooked it. Plus it all helps me understand the situation you’re in and I may be able to better help you.


I have a few more questions;

Ughh, I hate clothes shopping, but I'm gonna be forced to do it soon since school's starting up already.

I won't be able to now, but when school starts...

Ah yeah, I don’t mean to get too personal but.

Do you find that you look around the store for clothes and you look upon everything so negatively you think everything looks bad and you don’t like anything and your parents get frustrated and just start choosing things on your behalf?

Or would you be the kind of person who just steps back and lets you parents do most of the shopping (maybe because your embarrassed), like do you parents choose what kind of underwear you wear whether it be Briefs, Boxer-Briefs/Trunks or Boxers or would you take over and choose.

I know a majority of kids just follow there parents when they should be keeping themselves unique (which helps them build self-esteem). I know this sounds gay but everyone should be able to go clothes shopping with their mates including underwear shopping without feeling embarrassed or wrongly judged, but it seems most of us were brought up quite the opposite.

For example; homosexuals predominantly shop with there boyfriends’ straight mates considered it a gay act. This is childish and socially unacceptable. Just because I like shopping for clothes enough to shop with mates doesn’t mean I’m a homosexual. It’s a way to express myself around others and that is what I think you need.

I’m around clothing stores all the time and it sickens me that parents are taking over their children’s willingness to express themselves. Once I seen a 16 year-old male teenager really upset with mum, I could tell he was interested in punk wear but his mum wouldn’t let him express himself which destroys his self-esteem.

It may seem you’re not interested in clothes shopping, but I really think it’s a way of realizing who you are, what you’re interested in and even though it might be considered gay it would be handy to do this around unbiased mates rather than your parents. You need to separate yourself from your parents a little more. They could be making too many decisions for you.

If this is the case you probably need to talk to your parents and tell them you feel this way. Beware if you have really stubborn biased parents your may get into a fight. Even if you’re right they’ll make sure there biased view gets its way. In this case you need to tell them to get fucked and just do your own thing, but the more intelligent way is to see counselors’ views, they’ll usually stick by your side and explain to your parents what you really need. This is all pretty overwhelming particularly for someone who may not be very outgoing but you must take risks your not comfortable with to get on with life.

It would be great if I could just say get over it, bit it obviously isn’t as simple as that particularly when your so stubborn. Being stubborn is one of the hardest things to overcome but I see you want to get over anything, so keep that goal in mind while you read through everything we have written.




~~~PLEASE DON”T DO WHAT I SAY IN THE PARAGRAPH BELOW~~~
Hell, If I was you and had my knowledge.
I would eat or smoke some weed, it really relaxes you, takes everything off your mind and lets you have a goodtime.
But I don’t think using ‘light drugs’ would be smart if you’re depressed.
Sure it’ll help but you might gain a mental dependence on it and you could become addicted.

I do know you cannot physically be addicted or overdose. But using too much has greater health-risks and you don’t want to lose self-being wanting to be stoned all your life. --- But the same would happen with alcohol too.
~~~PLEASE DON”T DO WHAT I SAY IN THE PARAGRAPH ABOVE~~~

I'm already a negative, tired, grumpy as f*** zombie.

I did some more thinking on the issue and if you think its serious enough you can talk about it with a doctor or psychiatrist and tell them if they think the medication will turn you into a zombie. Then they’ll realize you’re concerned about this and will spend more time trying to find the right anti-depressant for you. Depending on the user there are some anti-depressants that are better than others.

But from my experience anti-depressants usually make little or no difference and send you to an even more confused state. You shouldn’t need any medication to help you through your difficult time. (I cannot say for sure, because I've never been on them, but I have known some using them)





I’ll leave at this for now; since I don’t fully understand your situation I’m going everywhere. Read everything carefully, I think it’ll help!

[T.K.]

Personally, some schools really need to getting teaching at the same levels as others. I had to learn long division in the third grade. My God, I hated that.

[cleone]

Well, ummmm, to answer the first question, something that made me happy.... I guess bringing home my family's new dog. The dog was a riot when we brought her home. She would jump up on the couch, and sit on someone's shoulder like a parrot (I'm dead serious, I even have pics of it, but they're personal pictures). That's all I can think of at the moment.

A role-model, uuuuummmmmmm, I have no idea. I guess my bro (not the one I'm always talking about). He's living the life. He's got a hot girlfriend with a nice condo.

My answers are terrible, I know.

About the clothes thing, I pick my clothes. I just don't enjoy clothes shopping, that's all.

Matt, you have to be doing drugs. That one paragraph was really f***ed up.

What should I say to my parents? I'll be honest, I just don't want to tell them cause I'm embarrassed about this.

Matt, if you want to get to know me better, meet me in IM sometime. My MSN username is chrisl12@hotmail.com.

[madness]

I like to help people and succeed. I think sedeans could do an awsome job too he has been through more than me from what I can gather. Anyways, I'm going to spend sometime and properly write a short book, everything I've been through and my crazy antics to repair. I still tend to have that much on my mind that it's hard to get on with everything. Hell I have an assignment due tommorow, it'll take me 3 more hours to complete. It's already midnight and I have a 7:30PM start tommorow. Which means I have to get up at 6:30pm and I'm pretty tired, didn't sleep Monday night. Only slept 8 hours on tuesday night. I hate it cause I act more like a zombie, like I'm personalityless. I don't bring myself to this state much anymore but I used to a lot in the past everyone I knew only knows me as a zombie cause I kept myself that busy I never got enough time to sleep. I don't want you making the same mistake. It's weird I have two personalities, zombie and very much the opposite. A high loudmouth who is up for anything. I tend to suprise people who haven't seen me since school. When I was hell fucked up. It's dissapointing looking back at those days. I don't want you to have to look back at days like this.

I'm really happy to help, and it'll give me more stuff to write about in the book

Ok, from what you've answered. I'll say some stuff. But I must get back to work soon. 12:05PM now.

From what I've herd animals are great help, you can talk to them and they don't understand what the f**k your own about. how awsome is that. When no one's home you can try what your thinking of telling your parents to your dog first. She will tilt it's head if she thinks your full of sh*t.

Spend some more time with your dog, make crazy high-pitched noises to entertain them, run around like a crazy maniac and let them chase you, then get him scared and run after him. Have fun with her.

Your dog sounds like a lot of fun to me, if you thinking spending time with your dog helps I can give you some more tips. Oh yeah, go to the pet store buy him a nice present. She'll love you for it!

I'll probably need to know a little more about your brother to give you any ideas. But yeah, set a goal to try and be a little more like him.

About clothes shopping, try to have a little fun with it and try not to go too generic stores all they sell is crap. When I was much younger my eyes where pretty closed and I spent most my time at generic stores. Yeah, well next time you go looking look everywhere. Even in specialtist stores, maybe you might find an entire store just for you. Talk to the manager about buying the store, .

How about you give me a day to think about the best way to say this to your parents. This can be pretty touchy particually when your feeling embarrased. I must admit I hate bring things to my parents attention, I tend to take a totally different direction and I surely hope they don't find out. I think being ma's boy is really bad for most. Maybe this is just my opinion. But I really hate parents, it's not my parents fault I just hate all forms of authority greater than mine. Maybe I should tell them everything and let them throw me out, I wouldn't mind it on the street for a bit. There all wondering why I spend so much time there already, they have no idea what I get up to. There all worried about me getting muged or something, who the f**k do you think you are thinking I cannot defend myself. I'm amazed they don't consider me a little-time thug.

The day I left high-school I found myself, I have bone... tones of bone! (take that in a couple of ways, a foot-long penis, or a guy who really like to fly his own flag)
Just being really sick in the holidays really brought me down and I have lots of things to do to fully recover from my past.

So these days, I'm looking for time to find myself and that's why I left Driver Madness. I come back just to catch-up with everyone. I'm staying longer because there is some stuff I like to discuss and some issues I like to help people with .

I'm sure you know this, but it's alright!
Everyone at college thinks I'm a pot-head whenever I'm not a walking zombie.
Anyways, it has managed to reach 12:30. Say it seems I'll be up to 3 in the morning. But don't worry about me, I won't let anything take over my life anymore. I've taken some steps to reduce the amount of work I get now, so I have time to sort things out and write a book and of course step back and give my political views on why? cannabis should be legalised and why Mike Rann should be assassinated. Oh yeah, be really concerned. His the worst politicion in the world and his controlling the area I live. What a fag... You know this guy formed the law where they crush your car if your caught hoon-ing.

Sedans, if you lived here.
I'm sure you'd want to dag your screwdriver into his head.
Excuse being, he lots his screws, I'm just screwing them back in.
Oh yeah, and I feel sorry for his wife. I cannot believe she was forced to bang, be intimate, do it, get it on, have a go at it, hump, jazz, love, make out, oh yean and to shag, get ass or at a piece.

Damn! Politicions thinking there the sh*t. Mr. RANN go f**k yourself. Your not worhty of your girl. I'm sure if you didn't have authority you'd be a major wanker, tosser. Doin it with yourself all night long because you cannot get any.

[cleone]

I like to help people and succeed. I think sedeans could do an awsome job too he has been through more than me from what I can gather. Anyways, I'm going to spend sometime and properly write a short book, everything I've been through and my crazy antics to repair. I still tend to have that much on my mind that it's hard to get on with everything. Hell I have an assignment due tommorow, it'll take me 3 more hours to complete. It's already midnight and I have a 7:30PM start tommorow. Which means I have to get up at 6:30pm and I'm pretty tired, didn't sleep Monday night. Only slept 8 hours on tuesday night. I hate it cause I act more like a zombie, like I'm personalityless. I don't bring myself to this state much anymore but I used to a lot in the past everyone I knew only knows me as a zombie cause I kept myself that busy I never got enough time to sleep. I don't want you making the same mistake. It's weird I have two personalities, zombie and very much the opposite. A high loudmouth who is up for anything. I tend to suprise people who haven't seen me since school. When I was hell fucked up. It's dissapointing looking back at those days. I don't want you to have to look back at days like this.

I'm really happy to help, and it'll give me more stuff to write about in the book

Ok, from what you've answered. I'll say some stuff. But I must get back to work soon. 12:05PM now.

From what I've herd animals are great help, you can talk to them and they don't understand what the f**k your own about. how awsome is that. When no one's home you can try what your thinking of telling your parents to your dog first. She will tilt it's head if she thinks your full of sh*t.

Spend some more time with your dog, make crazy high-pitched noises to entertain them, run around like a crazy maniac and let them chase you, then get him scared and run after him. Have fun with her.

Your dog sounds like a lot of fun to me, if you thinking spending time with your dog helps I can give you some more tips. Oh yeah, go to the pet store buy him a nice present. She'll love you for it!

I'll probably need to know a little more about your brother to give you any ideas. But yeah, set a goal to try and be a little more like him.

About clothes shopping, try to have a little fun with it and try not to go too generic stores all they sell is crap. When I was much younger my eyes where pretty closed and I spent most my time at generic stores. Yeah, well next time you go looking look everywhere. Even in specialtist stores, maybe you might find an entire store just for you. Talk to the manager about buying the store, .

How about you give me a day to think about the best way to say this to your parents. This can be pretty touchy particually when your feeling embarrased. I must admit I hate bring things to my parents attention, I tend to take a totally different direction and I surely hope they don't find out. I think being ma's boy is really bad for most. Maybe this is just my opinion. But I really hate parents, it's not my parents fault I just hate all forms of authority greater than mine. Maybe I should tell them everything and let them throw me out, I wouldn't mind it on the street for a bit. There all wondering why I spend so much time there already, they have no idea what I get up to. There all worried about me getting muged or something, who the f**k do you think you are thinking I cannot defend myself. I'm amazed they don't consider me a little-time thug.

The day I left high-school I found myself, I have bone... tones of bone! (take that in a couple of ways, a foot-long penis, or a guy who really like to fly his own flag)
Just being really sick in the holidays really brought me down and I have lots of things to do to fully recover from my past.

So these days, I'm looking for time to find myself and that's why I left Driver Madness. I come back just to catch-up with everyone. I'm staying longer because there is some stuff I like to discuss and some issues I like to help people with .

I'm sure you know this, but it's alright!
Everyone at college thinks I'm a pot-head whenever I'm not a walking zombie.
Anyways, it has managed to reach 12:30. Say it seems I'll be up to 3 in the morning. But don't worry about me, I won't let anything take over my life anymore. I've taken some steps to reduce the amount of work I get now, so I have time to sort things out and write a book and of course step back and give my political views on why? cannabis should be legalised and why Mike Rann should be assassinated. Oh yeah, be really concerned. His the worst politicion in the world and his controlling the area I live. What a fag... You know this guy formed the law where they crush your car if your caught hoon-ing.

Sedans, if you lived here.
I'm sure you'd want to dag your screwdriver into his head.
Excuse being, he lots his screws, I'm just screwing them back in.
Oh yeah, and I feel sorry for his wife. I cannot believe she was forced to bang, be intimate, do it, get it on, have a go at it, hump, jazz, love, make out, oh yean and to shag, get ass or at a piece.

Damn! Politicions thinking there the sh*t. Mr. RANN go f**k yourself. Your not worhty of your girl. I'm sure if you didn't have authority you'd be a major wanker, tosser. Doin it with yourself all night long because you cannot get any.

Alright. Thanks for your time Matt, you're being a big help.

I guess America isn't the only country with terrible government.

[Sedans]

What ... the f**k...