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[T.K.]

The world's newest joke religion!

Name: Lolentology
Basis: The Internet
Status: Joke
Conversion Method: Word of Mouth
God: Tim Berners-Lee
Demons: Soccer Moms
Administrators and right-hand men: Directors of Lolentology
Me: Founder of Lolentology
OT(Operating Thetan)-ripoff: AP (Awesome Person)
Suppresive Person (SP): SN (Silly nanner)
Members: Lolentologists
Requirements: Internet Access
Disconnection Policy ripoff: Backhand Policy: Members slap friends and family who are not fond of Lolentology and are told to like it

To-Do List:
1. Make message board signature banner ads
2. Make a website
3. Make small web buttons like the one in my sig
4. Get supporters
5. Get a graphics dude
6. Offer a WWW browser download (in worship of Tim Berners-Lee)
7. Offer list on how to fend off soccer moms
8. Begin writing guidebook
9. Appoint a Director (complete)
10. Find ways for members to support

[Wheelman75]

Hey, do you think this religion should have an anthem or theme song of some sort?

[T.K.]

And a symbol.
It'll take me a bit to find one, but I probably have a good candidate somewhere in my Music folder.

Current candidates:
Crazy Train

[Wheelman75]

I'm nominating this:

[T.K.]

I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Lolentology. Your attempts have been recorded and you have my thanks, but I chose Crazy Train, as it does fit in every way.

[Wheelman75]

I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Lolentology. Your attempts have been recorded and you have my thanks, but I chose Crazy Train, as it does fit in every way.

I guess I chose it for the lulz.

[T.K.]

Ah, ok.
I did it for the lulz.

Heheh....anyway, I plan on beginning the site and book this weekend.

[Nikusakken]

Free cookies will be given for who joins the Lolentology?

[T.K.]

I don't have enough cookies.

[T.K.]

UPDATE:
Facebook group added. Link in sig.
Also, logo added!

[T.K.]

UPDATE:
Site made, kinda. Making the boards later.
lolentology.wordpress.com

[T.K.]

UPDATE:
Message board made using FluxBB
lolentology.2x.nu

[T.K.]

UPDATE:
Major updates made ti the site, including the About page and the addition of a contact page, and more planned.

Also, Team That One Place is in the planning process of a new project: an imageboard, and one coded from scratch, at that.

[T.K.]

UPDATE:
Lolentology guide finally released!
http://lolentology.2x.nu/lolentology.pdf

[Wheelman75]

Nice job! Only one question: If the law comes after us for backhanding a Silly Nanner, how should we explain it to them?

[Nikusakken]

Nice job! Only one question: If the law comes after us for backhanding a Silly Nanner, how should we explain it to them?

With a huge LOL!

[T.K.]

This is how we explain it:
"But sir, my religion encourages slapping his kind!"

[Wheelman75]

This is how we explain it:
"But sir, my religion encourages slapping his kind!"

OK, but I don't think that'll work 100%. Then again, if enough Lolentologists go to jail for this, we'll gain more recognition & support. Of course, the mainstream media will probably try to tarnish our image by taking the whole "backhanding silly nanners" thing & blowing it all outta proportion.

That aside, I have two more questions about Lolentology:

1. If we throw fatty foods at SNs, does it matter if the food is cold, rotten, or otherwise odd?

2. How does one increase their AP level?

[T.K.]

1. It was a suggestion, and it doesn't matter.
2. Still working on that one.

[T.K.]

Also, every Lolentologist starts at AP Level 1, besides James and I, who start at Level 8, since we be staff.

[Wheelman75]

1. It was a suggestion, and it doesn't matter.
2. Still working on that one.

OK, thanks.

[T.K.]

Lolentology guide updated at long last. Chapter on how the Earth was created added.