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[Coyote]

The officer got out of the car. His face was shadowed. He knocked at the car's window. D-E opened the window. The officer said : "Hey it's me supercoyote, look what I've stolen ! Cool huh ?" And then supercoyote's face appeared =).

[Tuomascorpions]

As supercoyote's face appeared, two elephants fell down on the road and died, on both sides of the cars, and blocked the road, like this:


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[Daltarin-Elite]

I (that daltarin elite) was suitably annoyed at the two elephants for dying there and rang the EDITMOTRHS (Elephants Dying In The Middle Of The Road Hotline Services) and complained.

The person on the other end of the phone had clearly had a bad day and starting moaning about his own problems with Elephants, and more importantly (To hime atleast) how his wife had eaten the last of the Pork Rinds and Lays and had now become very very fat.

I hung up the phone, rolled up my sleeves and took matters with the Elephants into my hands.

[Nikusakken]

And suddenly, the elephants flied in strange ways. D-E and supercoyote went away and they went to Newcastle,UK. Arriving there, they went to a McDonald's and suddenly, they meet with Martin and Gareth Edmondson.

[bryand751]

then the zeekey h bomb named zeekey bogiey dook.said his name and blew up but the team survived (woo hoo)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[madness]

mins later they all died.
and woke up inside a game called Driver: Parallel Lines.

[Crevlthe]

so the team went off to cruise the city (New York) for fun.

[Nikusakken]

The Driver Madness + Tanner, meet with TK, but TK would only help them if someone beat him in a race. Tanner raced against TK, but it ended in a draw. But TK helped them anyway, showing them the city...

[bryand751]

then it rained like cats and dogs.

[Nikusakken]

Because the police was behind them.

[DriverKid]

Then somebody said
"Wait... it never rains in this game!"
everybody looks up to see a fire department water bomber (somehow in NYC lol). The thing kept raining water onto the road, until the chasing cop spun out into a set of parked cars, and his car was totalled.

[Nikusakken]

Them, they toke a car but they accidentaly spun of the same part of the wet track and crashed and the car blowed up, but nobody died, instead of this, they appeared inside of Ubisoft Reflections.

[Daltarin-Elite]

Where they decidied to make an approtiate mess of the place, by drawing on the walls in the sort of way that you had only ever seen in a two year olds colouring book... The sad part was, they were actually drawing as best as they could.

After a security guard caught them and established they had the creative venacular of a sponge pudding whose previous nights date with Ozzy Osbourne had gone very, horribly wrong, they found themselves in a prison beneath the building.

When they saw a pregnant whale fly past their barred windows, while weraing a tutu, they pondered upon the reasons for why this particular cell was down here in the first place, and what they were going to receive for their final meals.

The menu arrived...

... Needless to say, it was rather dissapointing!

[Nikusakken]

It was a bad joke of Sedans, that left the group months ago. Them, he ran awayand nobody saw him for a long time.

The crew them went to Australia and met a girl called Harlequin, so he joined the group as a "replacement" for Sedans...

[Daltarin-Elite]

Unfortunately she wasn't at the designated meeting place, so the DMC decided to go sight seeing...

After deciding this part of Australia was crap, they dug a whole and donned sunflower hats whilst sitting in the whole and talking about tacos...

... Cause that's just how we roll... Unfortunatly!

Eventually the prospecting of tacos, had led to more startling issues, such as the economic structure of Georgia, and exactly how sedans had deduced flying whales in pink tutu's to be even remotely normal, especially when trapped in prison.

Then they realised... "Holy crap, when did we get out of prison."

The whale then returned and b*t*h slapped madness so hard that we threw a party in the honour of the Edmonson brothers...

The b*t*h slap actually had nothing to do with the party, but guys do enjoy a good excuse for a celebratory incursion into the wild underbelly of the dark societies led by thise whose forthright names had come before, hence why they were forthright.

The DMC were confused and promptly rescued Daltarin-Elite from the crazy mess of words he could have deleted when he got confused, but had decided not too, because it would be amusing to see where this crap can go from.

But first they bought donuts from Burger King, then decided that Burger King isn't the place from which donuts should be bought...

Daltarin-Elite was then rescued from the craze by...

[bb_42001]

they also then woundered, how they got to buger king, when there is none in australia.... then out of no where bb_42001 joinded the crew...

as did harlequin..... she also slaped madness, because the didn't wait for her

[Nikusakken]

So, a misterious guy appeared from nothing, and told them that they appeared there because of something related to coordinates and a "levels.txt". And them dissapeared. The crew still don't understand, but they bought some (junk) food and soda, and went to Brazil to find Vasquez.

[bb_42001]

wat they didn't relise is the man never left....

[madness]

the man memory hacked the game and linked his co-ordinates to madness, so where madness went, this misterious man went.

[Nikusakken]

So, madness and the man went to a misterious place. Likeif it was in another place or something thing like this. Them the man said "My name is G-Man." Them madness responded: "G-Man... this name is familiar... Hey! You're from Half-Life?!" The man stayed in silence for few minutes and went away. madness them followed him...

[madness]

Then the man from Half-Life masteriously started to lag.
He kept on disapearing and appearing again, in locations shortly ahead of him.

Moments later sedans comes out of nowhere and kills "G-Man", sedans dispears again.

[bb_42001]

madness searches all over the place for sedans.. but cant find him

[madness]

sedans, please come back he yells.
madness, runs over to the crew and tells them about sedans appearance.

[Nikusakken]

Everyone is surprised, because they thought that he was dead or something like this. Suddenly, a piece of paper flies and Nick catchs it.
On the paper, there's a mensage written "Yo, wasup homies?" Everyone looks around, but nobody saw him...

[madness]

everyone decideds they must do something different, to take sedans disapearance of there minds so they decide to go to the pancake factory to bake a cake for (1978) TK.

madness says, "Once we finish baking this cake we have to find (1978) TK and give him the cake and to ask him if he would like to join our gang. Then we have to do something for (2006) and ask the same question".

[bb_42001]

bb_42001.. then says, we need a time machine!!!

[madness]

we all go and watch Dr. Who to see how a time machine works.
But madness says, we don't need one, this is the most unrealistic story I've ever been in, strange things just happen and oddly enough we'll have two TK's interacting with each other.

So lets get on with the story

[madness]

sedans, please come back he yells.
madness, runs over to the crew and tells them about sedans appearance.

madness: checks the forums
madness: notices, sedans is back!
madness: sedans rejoins the server
madness: it's fraging time

[Sedans]

sedans, please come back he yells.
madness, runs over to the crew and tells them about sedans appearance.

madness: checks the forums
madness: notices, sedans is back!
madness: sedans rejoins the server
madness: it's fraging time

Lol.

[madness]

we all laugh, and get back into the van.
The crew realised the van wasn't big enough so they had to find a bigger van so they could fit everyone in it.

They suddenly appear in Driver: Parallel Lines and find a big school bus.