- Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:35 am
#27707
Mainly original ideas now. I got lots of help from friends in making this list.
1. Slap employees whenever they speak to you
2. Have an argument with a Tickle-Me Elmo over the intercom
3. Scream at the greeters. Proceed to slapping
4. Play the violin worse then Col. Klink over the intercom
5. Joust on bikes
6. Dart around with squirt gun hmming Mission: Impossible
7. Take random objects and throw them in people's carts
8. Lick random people's shoulders
9. Read your biology textbook over the intercom
10. Sit in the changing rooms for a while, then scream, "Where's the toilet paper?!"
11. Hide in the first cart, then when pulled out, jump out and scream
12. Jump on a conveyor belt and act like a fish out of water
13. Throw skittles at people while screaming, "TASTE THE GODDAMN RAINBOW!"
14. Wheelchair races
15. Sing poorly via intercom
16. Use an airhorn over the intercom
17. Cattle prod fights
18. Zap random people with cattle prods
19. Cut large holes in pet food bags
20. Barricade the toys aisles and say it's all yours
21. Advertise Target
22. Sell this list in Wal-Mart
23. Dig garbage out of trash cans and give it to people
24. Wildfire in the flowers
25. Fart over intercom
26. Cook frozen foods while in store
27. Squirt gun fight
28. Fake sword fight
29. Run around with scissors cutting people's hair
30. Replace shampoo with Nair
31. Bingo via intercom
32. Whip it
33. Install Windows ME on the computers
34. Practice sharpshooting with lights
35. Jam the automatic doors shut
36. Wrestle employees
37. Reenact ENTIRE Godfather Trilogy with friends
38. Same as above, but with Terminator
39. Poke employees with stick
40. Offer Ex Lax-filled brownies to people
41. Scream over intercom
42. Sharpen pencil over intercom
43. Recite one of Hitler's speeches over intercom
44. SUPER JENGA
45. Obscene over intercom
46. Chase people with fake knife
47. Give mananger a swirlie
48. Frozen Food Fight!
49. Take a crap in the manure bags
50. Smoke in Boys' Room (c wut i did thar?)
51. Gather large crowds by staring straight up
52. Use stuffed toys toilet paper. Be sure to put them back on shelf
53. Act like hostile government agent
54. Agent Smith impression
55. Viking Time
56. MC Grammar over intercom (STOP! GRAMMAR TIME!)
57. Play-by-play commentary on random shopper
58. Attempt to put live lobsters and candy on layaway
59. Hold up store with noticeably fake gun filled with grape juice
60. Over intercom: "Tornado Drill! Everyone outside!"
61. Moonwalk throughout store
62. Drive THROUGH the automatic doors and order something to go
63. Over intercom: "Fire Drill! Everyone to the clothes!"
64. Say something odd in a raspy voice over intercom
65. Cut Proof-of-Purchase seals off cereal boxes
66. Try to sell frozen food as if it was cooked
67. Hokey-pokey over intercom
68. Marshmallow toss!
69. Paint swastikas over floor
70. Over intercom: "Attention everyone: Ted Bundy in aisle 7."
71. Smash white smarties and try to sell it
72. Full-blown panic
73. Start shaking your head and foaming at the mouth
74. Throw toys at custodians
75. Over intercom: Vito Corleone
76. Rap over intercom
77. Autism impression
78. Tourette's Guy over intercom
79. Play catch in aisles
80. Sack race!
81. Extreme Football
82. If someone wears red and green, scream "WALKING CHRISTMAS TREE" and tackle them
83. One person in a gorilla suit, another in a banana suit. 'Nuff said
84. Rearrange price tags and throw a tantrum about the new prices
85. Tip the trash cans over
86. Fill up three carts, take them to register, and walk out, leaving them behind.
87. Pillow fight
88. Turkey Costume, banana costume, blank-firing gun. 'Nuff said.
89. Lisp over intercom
90. Cart drag-racing
91. Test and return chewing gum
92. Fish out goldfsh with a fishing pole
93. Break open fishtanks and scream "BE FREE!"
94. Cashiers are your counselors
95. Fire is your friend
96. Set clocks to go off at 5-minute intervals
97. Christmas tree wildfire
98. Homer Simpson impression
99. Camel Dissection
100. BURN IT DOWN
Credit: Will Robbins (me ), Lauren Lanke, Reco Rodriguez, Michael Thompson, James Green, Jordan Posthauer
1. Slap employees whenever they speak to you
2. Have an argument with a Tickle-Me Elmo over the intercom
3. Scream at the greeters. Proceed to slapping
4. Play the violin worse then Col. Klink over the intercom
5. Joust on bikes
6. Dart around with squirt gun hmming Mission: Impossible
7. Take random objects and throw them in people's carts
8. Lick random people's shoulders
9. Read your biology textbook over the intercom
10. Sit in the changing rooms for a while, then scream, "Where's the toilet paper?!"
11. Hide in the first cart, then when pulled out, jump out and scream
12. Jump on a conveyor belt and act like a fish out of water
13. Throw skittles at people while screaming, "TASTE THE GODDAMN RAINBOW!"
14. Wheelchair races
15. Sing poorly via intercom
16. Use an airhorn over the intercom
17. Cattle prod fights
18. Zap random people with cattle prods
19. Cut large holes in pet food bags
20. Barricade the toys aisles and say it's all yours
21. Advertise Target
22. Sell this list in Wal-Mart
23. Dig garbage out of trash cans and give it to people
24. Wildfire in the flowers
25. Fart over intercom
26. Cook frozen foods while in store
27. Squirt gun fight
28. Fake sword fight
29. Run around with scissors cutting people's hair
30. Replace shampoo with Nair
31. Bingo via intercom
32. Whip it
33. Install Windows ME on the computers
34. Practice sharpshooting with lights
35. Jam the automatic doors shut
36. Wrestle employees
37. Reenact ENTIRE Godfather Trilogy with friends
38. Same as above, but with Terminator
39. Poke employees with stick
40. Offer Ex Lax-filled brownies to people
41. Scream over intercom
42. Sharpen pencil over intercom
43. Recite one of Hitler's speeches over intercom
44. SUPER JENGA
45. Obscene over intercom
46. Chase people with fake knife
47. Give mananger a swirlie
48. Frozen Food Fight!
49. Take a crap in the manure bags
50. Smoke in Boys' Room (c wut i did thar?)
51. Gather large crowds by staring straight up
52. Use stuffed toys toilet paper. Be sure to put them back on shelf
53. Act like hostile government agent
54. Agent Smith impression
55. Viking Time
56. MC Grammar over intercom (STOP! GRAMMAR TIME!)
57. Play-by-play commentary on random shopper
58. Attempt to put live lobsters and candy on layaway
59. Hold up store with noticeably fake gun filled with grape juice
60. Over intercom: "Tornado Drill! Everyone outside!"
61. Moonwalk throughout store
62. Drive THROUGH the automatic doors and order something to go
63. Over intercom: "Fire Drill! Everyone to the clothes!"
64. Say something odd in a raspy voice over intercom
65. Cut Proof-of-Purchase seals off cereal boxes
66. Try to sell frozen food as if it was cooked
67. Hokey-pokey over intercom
68. Marshmallow toss!
69. Paint swastikas over floor
70. Over intercom: "Attention everyone: Ted Bundy in aisle 7."
71. Smash white smarties and try to sell it
72. Full-blown panic
73. Start shaking your head and foaming at the mouth
74. Throw toys at custodians
75. Over intercom: Vito Corleone
76. Rap over intercom
77. Autism impression
78. Tourette's Guy over intercom
79. Play catch in aisles
80. Sack race!
81. Extreme Football
82. If someone wears red and green, scream "WALKING CHRISTMAS TREE" and tackle them
83. One person in a gorilla suit, another in a banana suit. 'Nuff said
84. Rearrange price tags and throw a tantrum about the new prices
85. Tip the trash cans over
86. Fill up three carts, take them to register, and walk out, leaving them behind.
87. Pillow fight
88. Turkey Costume, banana costume, blank-firing gun. 'Nuff said.
89. Lisp over intercom
90. Cart drag-racing
91. Test and return chewing gum
92. Fish out goldfsh with a fishing pole
93. Break open fishtanks and scream "BE FREE!"
94. Cashiers are your counselors
95. Fire is your friend
96. Set clocks to go off at 5-minute intervals
97. Christmas tree wildfire
98. Homer Simpson impression
99. Camel Dissection
100. BURN IT DOWN
Credit: Will Robbins (me ), Lauren Lanke, Reco Rodriguez, Michael Thompson, James Green, Jordan Posthauer
Last edited by T.K. on Tue Sep 22, 2009 9:39 am, edited 1 time in total.
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