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[T.K.]

ALSO
I have finally mastered my Hitler impersonation. Thanks to the above video, I was able to replicate his voice.

[Fireboyd78]

dude you left a dash in there, fixed

[T.K.]

Uh, i had to edit that 3 times till i found out the dash was supposed to be in there

[Nikusakken]

It's Chris birthday. I hope he bring us a piece of cake! Happy b-day.

[Driver of DOOM]

Mmmm cake, and happy halloween! You guys doing out special or just fighting off the Trick o' Treaters?

[Driver of DOOM]

Did this place just die for 5 days?

[Nikusakken]

That's what it seems.

[Wheelman75]

Gee, I figured that updating my D4 lightbar pack for new & old police cars would drive activity up a bit, but I guess not.

By the way, I've got a couple of new cars coming soon. Eventually, I'll stop drawing new cars for that game, so I figured I'd put up a tutorial on how to do this yourselves. I'm sure you already know how to draw cars from above, the tutorial will just show you how to do realistic ones.

[Nikusakken]

Actually, the only activity here is from this stupid spam.

[T.K.]

f**k this sh*t. I'm sick of the deadness.

[Driver of DOOM]

So its Party time! We should have a DM Christmas Party with some central event or thingy... anyone any ideas?

PS do you guys do stuff for Guy Fawkes?

[Wheelman75]

So its Party time! We should have a DM Christmas Party with some central event or thingy... anyone any ideas?

PS do you guys do stuff for Guy Fawkes?

Er...not really.

[T.K.]

"Don't be stupid, be a smarty! Come and join the Nazi Party!" - Mel Brooks

[Nikusakken]

I can't. My color skin is too dark.

[T.K.]

As long as you're not jewish, Hitler V2.0 will accept you
Actually, a few friends and I have gotten together and decided to film a comedy about Hitler's everyday life.

Morning:
*alarm rings*
Me: *pulls pillow over head*
Me: "I don't wanna lead the people! 5 more minutes, Eva!"
Eva: "You know who else stayed in bed? Stalin, that's who!"
Me: *perks up*

Bathroom:
Me: *looks in mirror*
Me: I'm good-natured! I'm good-hearted! I'm good-looking!
Me: *combs hair*

Breakfast Table:
Eva: What do you want?
Me: Bacon and eggs, dear!
Eva: What was that?
Me: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS.

Hitler will also be a synchronized swmming teacher

Pool:
Me: *drops megaphone*
Me: OK, everyone! Swastika, now!
*everyone forms into a circle*
Me: I said a SWASTIKA, that's a circle!
Gestapo Officer: Mein Fuhrer, you should have trained them more!
Me: Oh, shut up!
Gestapo Officer: But Mein Fuh-
Me: I SAID SHUT UP
Me: *shoves officer into pool*
Me: *storms out*

[Wheelman75]

Breakfast Table:
Eva: What do you want?
Me: Bacon and eggs, dear!
Eva: What was that?
Me: OH, FOR CRYING OUT LOUD! I SAID BACON AND EGGS.

I didn't know that Hitler had Tourette's.

[T.K.]

I plan on stealing some lines here and there, but I think we'll have a lot of originality. We have 3 writers.

[Wheelman75]

How about we throw in some lines from the Winnebago Man? I can see it now...


(Hitler's son gets home from school. Excited to be home, he slams the door closed.)

Hitler: Don't slam the f***ing' door! NO MORE!

[Nikusakken]

Hitler will also be a synchronized swmming teacher

Pool:
Me: *drops megaphone*
Me: OK, everyone! Swastika, now!
*everyone forms into a circle*
Me: I said a SWASTIKA, that's a circle!
Gestapo Officer: Mein Fuhrer, you should have trained them more!
Me: Oh, shut up!
Gestapo Officer: But Mein Fuh-
Me: I SAID SHUT UP
Me: *shoves officer into pool*
Me: *storms out*

I liked this one.

[T.K.]

I'm glad there's actually some more support behind it. James is staying over while everyone else in the family is out of town, so we're gonna be working on the movie script and details.

[T.K.]

I decided to add a small part where Hitler is on a pool table, about to hit like 3 balls into different pockets, and then:
*horn*
*knocks balls everywhere else*
OH STAN LAUREL

[Driver of DOOM]

3 balls? I thought Hitler only had 1!

[T.K.]

As in Billiards

[Driver of DOOM]

I know, but have you ever counted and came up 3, no, well that is what makes me special!

[T.K.]

Dr. Evil has

[Wheelman75]

3 balls? I thought Hitler only had 1!

He's lucky. Goebbels has none at all!

[Driver of DOOM]

Aye, poor fella. Maybe that's why he was so radge!

[T.K.]

I actually only have one >____________________>
I swear, I am Hitler's physical clone

[PostalDude]

I decided to add a small part where Hitler is on a pool table, about to hit like 3 balls into different pockets, and then:
*horn*
*knocks balls everywhere else*
OH STAN LAUREL

lulz tourettes guy

[Nikusakken]

...and Galen is 18.