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[T.K.]

I have decided to make my own joke religion, based off scientology. Details tomorrow

[Driver of DOOM]

If it doesn't involve Vodka then you smell!

[T.K.]

Vodka is unnecessary sh*t. Bear with me, I'm only half-here.

The reason I put for details tomorrow was because I left the paper where I had everything written down in my binder at school. So far, I can tell you that it's called "Lolentology" (as in LOL, as in Laugh Out Loud), and it's the internet religion.
God: Tim Berners-Lee

It's a joke religion, and is based off of scientology.
Suppressive Person (SP) in Scientology = Silly Nanner (SN) in Lolentology
OT level (Operating Thetan) in Scientology = AP level (Awesome Person) in Lolentology.

Also, instead of the Disconnection policy, we support the Backhand policy, which is if the family/friends of members don't like it, then they get slapped across the face and told to like it.

[Harlequin]

I have decided to make my own joke religion, based off scientology. Details tomorrow

...Scientology is a joke religion...

If it doesn't involve Vodka then you smell!

Hear hear!

Vodka is unnecessary sh*t.

Lies! It's all secrets and lies!

[T.K.]

Sadly, it's a real religion. for it has serious followers.

[Harlequin]

Sadly, it's a real religion. for it has serious followers.

That doesn't make it a real religion. A real religion is somewhat plausible. Not completely retarded. I'd sooner become a Trekkie than consider Scientology a religion. It's just a gathering place for stupid people...

[T.K.]

Arguing over. It's legally considered a religion here, so nyah.

Anyway, more info later

[Harlequin]

...Pretty sure Star Trek is a religion, and a far better one that Scientology...
...I think I just found my religion! Whoo! Go Captain Picard!

[T.K.]

Lolentology is better >.>
Er...will be

[Harlequin]

Does it have a sexy bald guy? Because I'll be totally sold if it does...

[T.K.]

I'm sure it will sometime. Not now, though. I may be sexy, but I have hair.

[Wheelman75]

In Lolentology, can your AP level go over 9000?

[T.K.]

I have yet to decide levels, although I would actually keep those realistic.

[Wheelman75]

So there's no guarantee that the levels could go over 9000?

[T.K.]

Not at all. Check ther topic for details as of now.

[Driver of DOOM]

Loliology smells because it has no vodka, no Patrick Stewart and it offers nothing better than most religions, in fact some say the number of religions it is worse than is rising; now " its over 9000 "

[T.K.]

It's a joke religion, which is joined jsut out of pure fun, and the only reason you're complaining is because you're a drunk. Any questions?
And I never said they weren't allowed, just not part of the main sh*t.

[Harlequin]

It's a joke religion, which is joined jsut out of pure fun, and the only reason you're complaining is because you're a drunk. Any questions?
And I never said they weren't allowed, just not part of the main sh*t.

I resent that! I'm a drunk, and I'm not complaining! Well, not much...

I'll stick to my fellow Trekkies though. We drink and watch Star Trek, and then argue about who is better: Kirk or Picard... Picard FTW

[bb_42001]

Then i come along and add Stargate in the Mix

[Harlequin]

Have you seen the new one? Everytime I go to watch Star Trek or Heroes the adverts are always on for it...

[bb_42001]

Yes i have, IT IS SOOOOO f***ing AWESOME I LOVE IT

They are on the ship destiny billions of light years from earth on a ship that is loosing power and lifesupport, there only hope is when the ship drops out of FTL (Faster then Light Travel) to step through the gate when it automatically dials.

OMG IT IS f***ing AWESOME.

[Harlequin]

*drops unconcious from boredom*

What deeper stuff?

[bb_42001]

Its not boring is is SOOOOO good

and its deeper then you think,

[Wheelman75]

Its not boring is is SOOOOO good

and its deeper then you think,

Are you saying that there's a Teen Girl Squad/Stargate crossover now?

[Wheelman75]

NOTE: Teen Girl Squad is a comic drawn by Strong Bad on Homestarrunner.com

[bb_42001]

i still don't understand.

[T.K.]

I'm reading about the murder of James Bulger.
Dammit, why do kids gotta be so cruel?

[Harlequin]

I'm reading about the murder of James Bulger.
Dammit, why do kids gotta be so cruel?

I was trying to think why the name sounded so familiar to me, but that's the toddler who was killed by the two little shits, isn't it?
They tried to come to Australia when they were released... Public outrage forced the immigration department to prevent it, thank god.

[T.K.]

Yes, he was. It's.....wrong. It's not right, dammit! What's wrong with humanity? What's wrong with us to believe that we can get away with this...this...dammit.....not even a word for it. This! This is why everyone should be tried as an adult. I believe firmly in that and always have, but especially now. After reading this garbage, this sh*t. Those kids didn't deserve to be released. I think it should've been the firing squad, or torture. It's just not right on any level! They didn't even feel remorse at court. They loved it and they know it. Dammit, just a goddamn toddler.

[Harlequin]

That Thompson kid seems quite sociopathic... I wouldn't have had him released... They should have put him in for psychiatric testing. If there was the slightest hint of sociopathy, he wouldn't be released.
The other one seemed pretty remorseful though...

But I agree with you. It was pre-meditated murder. No adult would walk out of prison after eight years after doing that to a baby, why should some kid? It's horrible...
They should release their new aliases, they'd get what they deserved then.