ATTENTION ALL
EUROPEANS (ESPECIALLY COYOTE) ARE NECROPHILIAC CANNIBALS.
...I'm European. What are you saying about me?
Wow...I should probably come on here more often...Not being on for over a month leaves me extremely confused and having to go back about ten pages to see what the hell is going on

Lol! No biggie, I suppose...
But why is everyone calling Cjay immature? He was going from a joke that Bb set up... I don't think it's veery immature...I think it's stupid, but not immature....Lol! Maybe maturity is something people measure differently....
The European thing, I can understand everyone getting on his case about though. That would be immature. Most of the people on here are European or have family that is European (Like me, who's parents are English, but I'm Australian). Maybe someone should learn to watch his tongue...
Duke Nukem Forever? I don't think I remember that...Which is weird because I think Duke Nukem was actually the first game I ever played...On the old computer...Slow as hell, but still....It was a computer game...Lol! I still remember the awful graphics and the headaches me and my sister got from playing it too long....

Maybe that shows how old the bloody thing is if it was the first game I ever played, and I had all the awesome old game consoles...(Sega forever<3)
Just so you all know, generally, caffeine doesn't work for waking you up for long. It will keep you awake for a few more minutes or maybe even an hour depending on the concentration, but not a lot... You're actually better off eating an apple. Apples wake you up better than caffeine, and they don't stain your teeth!
And pie? Really? You guys are disturbing...What about the classic meat pie? Personally, I love a good pie floater, but that's because I'm a true Adelaide girl...You steal my purse and I'll steal your wallet...
results.
http://www.feministing.com/archives/002760.html
feministing.com wrote:
Australian Democrats want condom vending machines placed in schools. Ah, if only this could happen here.
Quote:
Democrat MP Kate Reynolds said the issue was not one of morals, but health.
"The facts are simple: high school teenagers are having sex," Ms Reynolds said.
Ms Reynolds said vending machines should be placed where students could buy condoms easily and without guilt.
We used to be able to get condoms from guidance counselors in school, but it was no easy task. Outside of the embarrassment factor, they actually had a list of kids who could not receive condoms--their parents had called in and specifically requested that they be barred from getting them. Twisted.
Buying condoms at school without guilt? Yeah, right. That's like saying "We're going to give all those
girls having sex this little cardboard sign, which you can see says, in giant, bold, black letters: 'sl*t'." Um...No...That's stupid. Lol!
We have a little music festival down in Aus and New Zealand called the Big Day Out... It's basically sixteen hours of music: dance, techno, emo, metal...Pretty much anything that isn't sh!t. Although techno...Nevermind...Anyway, obviously the organisers looked at this festival and were like "Lots of people. Alcohol. Drugs. Holy sh!t, we need to provide condoms!" and now they have people that walk around the festival handing out condoms... It's most amusing. A lot of the clubs we have around town have condom machines in there too... But still, my main point is: condom machines in school= bad idea!
Haha! Cjay! No! Hitler killed off a lot of old people (who have already had kids) Jewish families (which do actually tend to be fairly small, particularly since back then the Jewish people weren't exactly liked...More like despised, even before Hitler. It was just better for smaller families.) homosexuals (I think that one speaks for itself) and politicians (who tend to be relatively old...), so in all honesty, those people wouldn't have reduced the population that much...
I think you want to look at other genocidal moments in history...There are a lot that have done worse than what Hitler did... No offence to the Jewish or Polish communities...
BTW, people say that I look lika an asian, even though I'm black.
People think I look Asian too Nick... But I'm a mutt, so it's likely that I am part Asian... Or Eastern European...Lol.
Lol Madness! It's nice to see I have a companion in my "Damn Hallmark Holidays!" speel. I hate them too, but every year when I list my reasons for hating a specific holiday, someone jumps up and tells me I'm wrong. Like Valentines Day. Whilst in Italy (I think) it was celebrated as the day of St. Valentine, who married couples even when it was forbidden because of war (Something about a married man can't get drafted? I dunno...Not interested in looking it up right now...), the Hallmark card company took that beautiful idea and manipulated it into being something where if you don't get something specific or spend some outrageous amount on a gift, then you don't really love that person.
But every year when I show my distaste for such a holiday, people tell me it's because I don't have a boyfriend...What bull...Lol! I hate holidays regardless!!!! Haha!
Birthdays have been celebrated for centuries however. It didn't used to be all the stuff we get now, but clothing and necessities...And it used to be the rich who celebrated them, but I think, considering I think wages have increased quite considerably since the 15th century, we can afford it.
Christmas is a scam. I hate it anyway. Screaming children everywhere. Food that no-one can eat. And a total waste of paper. And then people make fun of me when I don't rip the wrapping paper, so I can re-use it! Yes, I'm the freak of my family. Get over it. But yeah. The image of Santa Claus we have become so used to was invented by the Coca-Cola company. The original Saint Nick was supposed to be thin I think? But considering I'm pulling this up from a grade five presentation of why we should boycott Christmas, I think some stuff may be wrong. Lol.
I think I got confused after that... Back when Miller was discussing racism and stereotypes. I mean, I get that... I don't get how blackman is a derogative name, but whatever. I think Cjay's reaction to Miller is strange though... I don't get it... Mainly because over here we don't have many... Um... African-Australians? We have native Australians, who refer to themselves as black people... Lol. And Torres Strait Islanders who refer to themselves as black... Even though they aren't... Which confuses me to no end... But we don't have people who get offended at being called black... Maybe the Sudanese people might... But not otherwise...
And Cjay, if Miller leaves, I'll book a flight to the states, and break your fingers. You aren't funny. You're racist and disgusting in all honesty. I don't like it. I'm pretty sure that many others on here don't like it. So suck it up and take criticism like a freaking man. Gosh. Even I'm more of a guy than you, and I'm missing something quite critical to be classed as a male...
And all you guys bragging about how long you've been awake? I have somniphobia. Take that freaks. Lets see who the first person to work out what that is is!!!
Xoxo!