Driver Madness

rules are simple, make a rap of driver or the DMC.. but it can't be too long

and the winner will be judged by madness

thanks for entering

lol i knew that someone would create this topic, i was waiting till this hapens

do you have a entry?

uhh..

shut up nigga

that sucked.. you got something better.. so i can go against that?

You think you can rhyme
But where's your style?
It's the same bang-bang
I'm goin' to spank
But I can't rhyme

Horrible

Nigguh this is just a joke
dont make be flip n go n choke
n i aint talkin bout me nigguh,
am talkin bout you nigguh,
n youll get smack
cuz you wack you aint got no raps
n before i get done,
hoe, ur trapped we high as the sun
dont make me put it on ya, like Big L son,
We raise hell son
n we we put one in ya head son,
bust shots n raise the dead son,
Keep in trippin as i run,
the run
the run
the run
son
n then ya done,
ya done, dunn
or a dunny, nah niggah this sh*t aint funny
Whats craccin C?
whats boppin B?
another PND
n i aint MC Ren,
so you aint bout to see,
another villian killin
in this demo-cracy
And its already been said,
we raise the dead,
get shot boy
get laced with bullet holes n become Red,
say something,
n catch one to yo f***ing Fo'head!!



Yea yea son, I can get cold Foo

Ha! Sedans didn't use the word 'spittin'! Take that!

And doesn't the rap thingie have to be about driver or the DMC?

I'm spittin, I'm trippin over wat everone haz writtin.
^I wouldn't call that rap, but it rhymes

Lol..

I dont think you can rap about driver or the DMC too good.

Then, there was tanner,
in his black sedan...er?
and then came Jericho,
but no-one wanted to look at him,
cuz he a hoe,
and all he wanted to know,
was what time the bus came,
but tanner said,
its not a game,
and ima kill u now,
and jericho said,
No!
and tanner said,
yes!
and jericho said, PLZ PLZ
and tanner said,
R KELLY IS TRAPPED IN THE CLOOOOOOOOOSEEEEETTTTTTTT......

Lol, IDK WTF..

here is Jerico, on the marigo
lots of hoes, livin in bandcock (bangkok)

here comes tanner spitten
while Jones is trippin
while the bagmans chippin
and calita grittin

Ere, its TK
drivin on the freeway
runin over Candy,
that stupid fat slob,
who could mop the f***ing bench cloth.

Bishops' room needs workin.
To bad e cannot make it
cause TK fucked him up
and no, TK ain't gay
he just come to play
with his f***ing rocket launcher

tk gonna pwn you all
wit a tiny screw and four wheels
drivin on the freeway over you.

Don't f**k-in mess with him, cause he'll mess with you.
Yes, he may look like a poofy dork.
but he has the power,
and you have a shower,
trippin over the puddle,
breaking your f***ing neck, he wins once again.

He pwns, and he'll always pwn because he is The Driver

I swear I'm breaking my own rules , I don't think I can rap without using any swear words.

Move in, now move out
Tanner is trippin the head
In the basket
In the street
But ya think you'r best then him, fake
Take your f***ing mask called counterfeit
fake

You think that can be like him
You think that you're him
It's always the same killa-killa
You b*t*h-boy will never be like
be yourself
be yourself

you're hating what God gave to you
And you're disrespecting your family
friends
Tanner
TK
DMC

Ya new style kickin'
I just can't help 'cause
I'm so damn wicked
Be yourself!

You've done it all for the nookie
But you can take that cookie
and stick with it
and be yourself!

madness wrote:I swear I'm breaking my own rules , I don't think I can rap without using any swear words.

Rules were made to be broken...

Oh! I forgot about this topic.
I cannot even remember any of this stuff happening.
Well anyways since this is a rap battling topic, in reality it's when you battle someone else.

But I understand where your coming from, you mean a battle between all of us to see who can come up with the best rhyme about Driver or the Driver madness community.

Anyways this applies to both categories, and I originally posted it in the Rhymes thread. Go over there to check out some more rhymes.

madness wrote:Time for me to battle D-E.
Cause he had to beef with me.

Daltarin-Elite wrote:YOU CAN'T SPELL CRAP... WITHOUT RAP!

and I had to beef.

If you beef with it, you beef with me.
But I'm sure you'll be the one sittin up in the tree.
One with a plea,
beggin me, feelin envy,
kindly, tellin me,
to disagree.

But I agree, for victory.
you agree, for pleasantly.

Luckily for you, I'm standin with sympathy.
So I walk away, and you get out that tree.

I come back, you go runnin,
I go poppin your ass back in that tree,
and you go wee, while cryin for your family.


Seriously, I'm not lookin for an enemy.
So sorry if I openly disrespecting ya.
I don't mean to be mean, it's just the way my rap style is.
Just coz I say it, don't mean I mean it!

Hope this doesn’t ruin you view of me, who I am, and what I'm like.
This week, my styles on steroids, you may think it's void.
So your annoyed an avoid it, and try to destroy it,
and I try to deploy it, Cause I really enjoy it.
That's why I do'in it! Man!

Tanner is here to stay
All he does is f***ing' play
Drivin' that Camaro
Better than the Ranchero
f***ing' up slobs
Eatin' corn cobs
Smokin' that joint
Earnin' one point

TK is bad
All his buddies says he's rad
f***ing' up baddies
Drivin' in their caddies
Gettin' the stuff
Takin' one puff
Bein' used and abused
It's like he's amused
Goin' back for more
He's a dirty f***ing whore




LOL