Driver Madness

Miller wrote:You’re pretty much an ugly Mexican. LOL!

Yet another poll that lacks a selection that I would pick, which in this case would be all of the above.

(BTW, I think I recall you posting somewhere that you aren't even a Mexican, so you know, that's just a joke, man.)

Miller wrote:I don't roll on the floor, but if I did, that's probably where I'd be right now, + the rest about LMAO or whatever. (Actually I don't laugh, either, btw. That's just something I say I'm doing. I forgot how to laugh a long time ago.)

But don't mind me. Just go ahead, laugh it up. Man, you guys don’t know what it’s like—and as I wrote to Daltarin-Elite, I hope you never do—but seriously spoken. You don’t know what it’s like, afflicted by an extreme case of being self-conscious while living in a world that is hypersensitive to political and social correctness, not to mention our children’s safety. I come in here; meet some young ppl I like talking to and have more in common with than that which brought us together in the first place. Man, I just about decided to move on and miss out on all the fun I have had here just because I didn’t want anyone to think I was some sort of online child predator who thinks you guys are sexy or something.

Why anyone would think that of me, I don’t know. I mean you’re just a bunch of ugly Mexicans.

BTW, I was first to cast a vote. And I really was disappointed in the choices offered. It reminded me of this test I had to take one time to get a job, the purpose of which was to assist in evaluating the mental stability of potential employees. It was a True or False test. You ever take one of those?

1) Someone followed me here: True or False?

2) I really love my mother more than any other woman: True or False?

I hate to backslide on the rules here, boss, but WTF, man? I mean, someone needs to check up on the bozos who design these tests that put you through such a thing just so you can keep a roof over your head.

But, yah, man, I really don’t like it when I’m stuck in that sort of predicament. I mean, you guys know about how strongly I feel a need to explain myself or whatever? Then some jack joe puts a question in front of me like, “Getting ahead in life is strictly a matter of who you know, not how hard you work: True or False?” Jeez Louise, man! Everyone knows it’s both. But there you are; you only get to choose between looking like you’re full of crap or bitter about life.

Anyway, this reminded me of that, being stuck in a situation where you have to choose between multiple acceptable answers that are each to some extent true, but you only get to pick one answer from them. I’ll say this much, though. At least here you get to explain yourself. And yes, I am one of those people (as if there are any others) who turns over the paper to use more space if needed, even on a True or False test.

All right, I’ve come to trust you guys a little, so I’ll go ahead and admit it. Have you ever seen that show on TV in the U.S. called Monk, about a San Francisco sleuth who does consulting for the police department? Well, that guy has his act together compared to me, man. And I’ll tell you something else. If his wife wasn’t murdered, she would have left him, because no one is as understanding as she was supposed to be. No way, sir-ree-bob, friends. She’d be all like, “Thank goodness that at least we didn’t have any kids! And make sure you obey that restraining order to the letter, okay, honey?”

*[editorial note]* BTW, you guys are supposed to be able to tell that I am very funny, not very messed up in the head. I’d be ashamed of anyone who takes too much of what I write here literally.

Miller wrote: *[editorial note]* BTW, you guys are supposed to be able to tell that I am very funny, not very messed up in the head. I’d be ashamed of anyone who takes too much of what I write here literally.

madness wrote:rofl, funniest thing I've ever herd in a while. Well a day to be truthful. I had a laugh about something Candy or Slink said in dpl while I was playing the dpl game.

I still haven't voted yet, but let me just say a few things.

Sedans is a great guy
When offering to become a moderator.
Sedans is nice, and cool
When he spends lots of time on these forums to keep us all entertained
Sedans is aight
alright wasn't spelled right but it's alright (and the grammar in the sentence is horrible)
Sedans is a bit annoying
When he posts, posts on the short side with little content, but still other users do this to, so it's only a bit annoying.
Sedans is an ***hole
When he pretends he isn't driv3rdood, (rofl, to clarify he isn't driv3rdood )
Sedans isnt even worth talking about
Just as Miller just said, no ones talking about you much, only me and Miller.

So I answered all of the above, miller would have done the same if their was an option like that in the poll.

madness wrote:My script refuses to work on many people so I don't have your total time online however I have your last time online which was proably for making that post you just made then which you spent:

Last Online Duration: 00:15:16

Which is fair enough

I notice you sometimes leave your browser on the portal page and it has calculated up to 9 hours one time

daan wrote:Sorry, but where's the point of this thread?

Sedans wrote:

madness wrote: I notice sometimes leave your browser on the portal page and it has calculated up to 9 hours one time

Yea somtimes i clickon something which makes a new browser to appear, and i use that one, and totslly forget about the old one, or somtimes i just walk away and my computer hibernates but i guess it keeps time...lol

madness wrote:it's all about you being online all the time, about when you where talking about your computer going into standby/hibernation.

Sedans wrote:myspace chain mail is stuff i didnt make- its jj=ust when i was stupid enough to click on a bullitien and read it and i see "re post this in 5 minutes or your family will die" kinda thing, then i have to repost them because i was stupid enough to open it- i hate em too..

DPLkicksASS wrote: well...you can easily guess my vote but ill say wat madness said to make it look like i care!...

Sedans wrote:Ok what the hell does any of this have to do with me?

madness wrote: ...Sedans is a great guy
When offering to become a moderator...

Sedans wrote:...You still never got back to on that, keeping me hanging...