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The world's newest joke religion!

Name: Lolentology
Basis: The Internet
Status: Joke
Conversion Method: Word of Mouth
God: Tim Berners-Lee
Demons: Soccer Moms
Administrators and right-hand men: Directors of Lolentology
Me: Founder of Lolentology
OT(Operating Thetan)-ripoff: AP (Awesome Person)
Suppresive Person (SP): SN (Silly nanner)
Members: Lolentologists
Requirements: Internet Access
Disconnection Policy ripoff: Backhand Policy: Members slap friends and family who are not fond of Lolentology and are told to like it

To-Do List:
1. Make message board signature banner ads
2. Make a website
3. Make small web buttons like the one in my sig
4. Get supporters
5. Get a graphics dude
6. Offer a WWW browser download (in worship of Tim Berners-Lee)
7. Offer list on how to fend off soccer moms
8. Begin writing guidebook
9. Appoint a Director (complete)
10. Find ways for members to support

Hey, do you think this religion should have an anthem or theme song of some sort?

And a symbol.
It'll take me a bit to find one, but I probably have a good candidate somewhere in my Music folder.

Current candidates:
Crazy Train

I'm nominating this:

I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Lolentology. Your attempts have been recorded and you have my thanks, but I chose Crazy Train, as it does fit in every way.

T.K. wrote:I have absolutely no idea what that has to do with Lolentology. Your attempts have been recorded and you have my thanks, but I chose Crazy Train, as it does fit in every way.

I guess I chose it for the lulz.

Ah, ok.
I did it for the lulz.

Heheh....anyway, I plan on beginning the site and book this weekend.

Free cookies will be given for who joins the Lolentology?

I don't have enough cookies.

UPDATE:
Facebook group added. Link in sig.
Also, logo added!

UPDATE:
Site made, kinda. Making the boards later.
lolentology.wordpress.com

UPDATE:
Message board made using FluxBB
lolentology.2x.nu

UPDATE:
Major updates made ti the site, including the About page and the addition of a contact page, and more planned.

Also, Team That One Place is in the planning process of a new project: an imageboard, and one coded from scratch, at that.

UPDATE:
Lolentology guide finally released!
http://lolentology.2x.nu/lolentology.pdf

Nice job! Only one question: If the law comes after us for backhanding a Silly Nanner, how should we explain it to them?

Wheelman75 wrote:Nice job! Only one question: If the law comes after us for backhanding a Silly Nanner, how should we explain it to them?

With a huge LOL!

This is how we explain it:
"But sir, my religion encourages slapping his kind!"

T.K. wrote:This is how we explain it:
"But sir, my religion encourages slapping his kind!"

OK, but I don't think that'll work 100%. Then again, if enough Lolentologists go to jail for this, we'll gain more recognition & support. Of course, the mainstream media will probably try to tarnish our image by taking the whole "backhanding silly nanners" thing & blowing it all outta proportion.

That aside, I have two more questions about Lolentology:

1. If we throw fatty foods at SNs, does it matter if the food is cold, rotten, or otherwise odd?

2. How does one increase their AP level?

1. It was a suggestion, and it doesn't matter.
2. Still working on that one.

Also, every Lolentologist starts at AP Level 1, besides James and I, who start at Level 8, since we be staff.

T.K. wrote:1. It was a suggestion, and it doesn't matter.
2. Still working on that one.

OK, thanks.

Lolentology guide updated at long last. Chapter on how the Earth was created added.