Burnout in My Vic
Posted: Mon May 25, 2009 10:41 am
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bb_42001 wrote:Congrats on killing your tiresSedans, tires have feelings too!! You shouldn't just kill them, they are your friends, you tire murderer.
bb_42001 wrote:Congrats on killing your tiresThank you.
chrisl121212 wrote:Sedans, tires have feelings too!! You shouldn't just kill them, they are your friends, you tire murderer.Lol, I know they are my firends, but they are telling me to replace them or atleast rotate them. So I think it's ok.
Coyote wrote:Apparently your crap american car has not enough power to make a proper burnout, lolz1. My car could do that, if it were posi-traction
I still think european cars are better :
Coyote wrote:Um.. the car in the video is a 582 HP powered Mercedes-Benz E Class from Brabus with a 7.3 L supercharged V12 compressor with 570 lb-ft of Torque @ 4000 RPM, topspeed 330 km/h ( 205 mph )Crown Vics without superchargers can excel 160 MPH. (Thats like 200+ Km/h or whatever the hell yall lose)
Coyote wrote:OwnedYeah, not really, I kinda flipped the script on ya right there.. so you can take that owned crap to the curb.
Coyote wrote: I love the way you americans think your cars are the most powerfull and the fastest and stuff like that...No one said our cars are the best. Just mine.in fact their just crappy sh*t, lol..
Coyote wrote: Oh and.. this car is from 1996. Newer Brabus models, suchs as the Rocket CLS, are even more powerfull : 380 km/h topspeed ( 236 mph ), 720 HP and 1300 NM of torque. A normal car has usually ~150-300 NM of Torque.Once again, I cant see how you can my Sedan versus to us, an Exotic car... Once again, pretty unfair.
Coyote wrote: Here's an example of that car ( german police car, since there's no speed limit on german highways ) :Yeah.... We have speed limits becasue we dont all have death wishes..
http://www.motorauthority.com/wp-conten ... cop_01.jpg
What did your car used be again ? A police car ? Sorry, not impressive
Coyote wrote:lol good one..NASCARS dont even do 205 usually. Ford, Chevrolet and Dodge doesn't make the engines in the cars, they are built by the teams to equal specificiations, so your not even comparing my Ford to a Benz, you're comparing a Benz to someone's backyard invention thrown in a car.
Um .. exotic car ? The Mercedes in the video is a 4-door sedan, and is used as a taxi over here. Well, now not anymore, it's been replaced by the newer model. However Crown Vic's are taxi's too, so why is this not fair ?
I'm happy your car can reach 160 MPH, but 160 MPH is ~ 250 km/h, and that's the speed all stock cars are limited at over here, so nothing special, if you pay more you can get it up to 205 MPH and more.. and I think you didn't read carefully, coz 205 is way more than 160205 is the speed of NASCARs, incredible that our Taxis are as fast as your race cars
Coyote wrote:Plus, your Ford maybe needs 3 x as much fuel as the Mercedes, and is not safety at all. AND it's way too heavy and way too FAT for driving fast, it's a bit fat car with much HP which will understeer all the time.I dont know about that, Even though Crown Victoria's do get bad gas milage, I find myslef not having to fill up a lot even though I drive a lot. My car gets 20 MPG city and 20-somthing MPG highway. Yeah, not great, but could be much worse. Yeah, its pretty heavy, but FAT?? I dont know if that was a poorly-aimed PUN at AMERICAN PEOPLE, but NO vehicle is too fat to drive fast, (Ahem...tractor trailers ahem) In case you didnt know, Crown Vics aren't THAT wide, either. And I dont know if you just pulled that understeer thing out your ass or what, but eh... My car doesn't understeer unless I make it.. (Fail *cough)
I bet it would explode at 160 MPH
Coyote wrote:Oh and.. Fiat, Volkswagen... crap cars ? Just to remind you, Ferrari is part of the Fiat group, and Volkswagens have W12 engines which is like 2 V12's, you americans don't even have V12's, you only have V8's..Yeah, you know we could branch out to all the cars under the big 3 American compaines too, but how come you get to branch out and I'm still comparing the Vic, I'll never understand.
Coyote wrote:The difference between the Mercedes and your Crown Vic is like the difference between this and this.Thats funny, I thought you were comparing my Vic to a Mercedes.
Nick Brasil wrote:For calling Volkswagen crappy, I'll blow your Crown Vic's tires!Eh... If you think the Volkswagen station wagons and/or Beetle are cool... then hah... thats your problem...
Coyote wrote:No, I actually think the Crown Vic looks pretty cool, still it's a damn sh*t car.
If you think 25" crome rims and strange tribals on the side are style, then you're wrong, mate that was 10 years ago. It's KITCH ! Oh and, there is no more "Muscle Car Era", and there are no more "3 big american companies", your country has failed ! Nobody is buying your cars except yourselves, and now with a new president, cars won't be as "fat" anymore.. and I'm sure there's a reason why Obama has done that. All of your car brands went in brankrupt. You think it just hapened like that ? Where have you already been, except in your own country ? Nowhere, that's why you have no idea and no image of how it's somewhere else. That's the problem of most americans. Oke, if you can't affoard it, I can understand that..
And yeah, I prefer beautiful, white, Rice, than a fat, ugly, steak, which might kill you because of Bovine spongiform encephalopathy ! Amerians always think : The bigger and fatter, the better !
Oh and, the ridiculous might be you in your crown vicDude, you're not up to date.. you must really get out there, and live the life, know what's hapening.. I've heard that in some poor states in the US, the news on TV are about the neighbor's cat that has disapeared and stuff like that.. that's heavy, really !
Sedans wrote: Ok, you are going to tell me I'm out of it but your facts are incorrect! Forst of all, None of the big 3 have actually fell yet! Ford is not bankrupt, it has not touched a cent of federal bailout money. GM is still in trouble, but it still hasn't failed yet. Chrysler is in the most trouble, but hasn't actually failed yet, even though it dropped Pontiac. Nobody "failed" here, dude. Obama is f***ing ECONUT. I hate eco-nuts, And he dislikes cars, and I hate him for that. He's dickriding Toyota and Honda. (Which are failing too, if you didn't know) There's no reason, he just thinks real cars are the bane of existance.They have no chances mate, and we know they're going to fail. Renault was about to buy 25% of GM, and now Fiat might buy it.
Sedans wrote: Stickers on the side of cars to me are lame. I said nothing about "Strainge tribials". They dont make 25" rims man, they make 24"s, and 26"s, but not 25's, which, yeah, that was about ten years ago but are still poppin today. I didn't say this was the muscle car era we haven't had decent muscle cars in 30 years, thats why I said "era".No dude, it's ridiculous, but that's your taste then
Sedans wrote:Our car companies aren't banrupt, I guess its just that Euro-Know-Everything-Mindset (Agh.. no offense) kicking in. Nothing "JUST HAPPENED" because NOTHING FAILED. Actually I've been to Mexico. Thank you. You know, I like Mercedes, Ferrarri, and Mclaren, etc.. But what the hell, just because you have car companies like that you think that America has FAILED??? Get in it man!! Where the hell are you living, do you even go out or do you believe everything BBC tells you?Thanks, you don't need to repeat everything twice, and we know that everything is going to fail, because half of it already did. Where I live ? In Europe, best place on earth
Sedans wrote:Ok, Prime cuts = No excess fat. So no therefore Im not going to die because of spongy-lodge-ecodipplerocks or whatever. "American's Always think: the bigger, the fatter the better!" What the hell, a perfect stereotype, Yeah, bigger is better, Bigger Cars, Bigger Houses, Bigger stacks of cash, Bigger cities, social areas, and Churches, Bigger goals for bigger, and healtier lives.. But you Mr. Euro, are going to say that bigger isn't better. But its not always, But you know what? Some things are buddy...some things are.Yeah why not, go on, more pollution, more pollution ! Don't forget you americans destroyed our planet, and that's why everyone hates you. That's why the Ozone Layer over Australia is destroyed, and that's why the people there can't even go out of their houses without being grilled ! And I know that exactly, because I have family in Australia. Oh and I don't know if you noticed, but all of your americans are just damn fat and ugly..
Sedans wrote: My brotha, we about to start beefin, I know you did not just tell me to get out there and live the life! Man, you are so f***ing out of it.. First of all, the only people who think I look rediculous in a Vic, are you, and haters. Second, I live in a city where people are slain outside on the pavement every single day, but NOOOoooo.., I dont know whats going on out there, because, ah, oh no, I have a Crown Vic.. Lemme tell ya, YOU needa get out there and see whats going on, I dont know what state you talking about, but the news over here is nothing but death, murder, and corruption... (Except during Mardi Gras) I'm talking about the real deal, its a cold world out there, well uh, I mean out here..that why everybody keeps heaters on them, know what Im saying?? Or has the extent of real gone past your comprehension?Yeah because you don't know anyone out of your country.. and if you do, then probably only some stupid people with no brains
Coyote wrote:Sedans wrote: Ok, you are going to tell me I'm out of it but your facts are incorrect! Forst of all, None of the big 3 have actually fell yet! Ford is not bankrupt, it has not touched a cent of federal bailout money. GM is still in trouble, but it still hasn't failed yet. Chrysler is in the most trouble, but hasn't actually failed yet, even though it dropped Pontiac. Nobody "failed" here, dude. Obama is f***ing ECONUT. I hate eco-nuts, And he dislikes cars, and I hate him for that. He's dickriding Toyota and Honda. (Which are failing too, if you didn't know) There's no reason, he just thinks real cars are the bane of existance.They have no chances mate, and we know they're going to fail. Renault was about to buy 25% of GM, and now Fiat might buy it.
The only reason Ford is not dead yet, is because of Ford UK
Sedans wrote: Stickers on the side of cars to me are lame. I said nothing about "Strainge tribials". They dont make 25" rims man, they make 24"s, and 26"s, but not 25's, which, yeah, that was about ten years ago but are still poppin today. I didn't say this was the muscle car era we haven't had decent muscle cars in 30 years, thats why I said "era".No dude, it's ridiculous, but that's your taste thenIt's exagerated and out
Except in the US, where everything is coming at least 15 years too late ! Pimp-My-Ride lolz..
Sedans wrote:Our car companies aren't banrupt, I guess its just that Euro-Know-Everything-Mindset (Agh.. no offense) kicking in. Nothing "JUST HAPPENED" because NOTHING FAILED. Actually I've been to Mexico. Thank you. You know, I like Mercedes, Ferrarri, and Mclaren, etc.. But what the hell, just because you have car companies like that you think that America has FAILED??? Get in it man!! Where the hell are you living, do you even go out or do you believe everything BBC tells you?Thanks, you don't need to repeat everything twice, and we know that everything is going to fail, because half of it already did. Where I live ? In Europe, best place on earthNo discrimination, no sh*t politics, no sh*t economy, no scar of being shot down on the streets, no scar of not being accepted at the hospital if you have no money ( yeah, over here they keep you alive, even if you have no cent.. ), no sh*t pollution etc etc
And um.. no, I actually don't watch BBC, but it's been told by other chanels, websites, and important people, that it's the best news chanel of the world
Sedans wrote:Ok, Prime cuts = No excess fat. So no therefore Im not going to die because of spongy-lodge-ecodipplerocks or whatever. "American's Always think: the bigger, the fatter the better!" What the hell, a perfect stereotype, Yeah, bigger is better, Bigger Cars, Bigger Houses, Bigger stacks of cash, Bigger cities, social areas, and Churches, Bigger goals for bigger, and healtier lives.. But you Mr. Euro, are going to say that bigger isn't better. But its not always, But you know what? Some things are buddy...some things are.Yeah why not, go on, more pollution, more pollution ! Don't forget you americans destroyed our planet, and that's why everyone hates you. That's why the Ozone Layer over Australia is destroyed, and that's why the people there can't even go out of their houses without being grilled ! And I know that exactly, because I have family in Australia. Oh and I don't know if you noticed, but all of your americans are just damn fat and ugly..
Sedans wrote: My brotha, we about to start beefin, I know you did not just tell me to get out there and live the life! Man, you are so f***ing out of it.. First of all, the only people who think I look rediculous in a Vic, are you, and haters. Second, I live in a city where people are slain outside on the pavement every single day, but NOOOoooo.., I dont know whats going on out there, because, ah, oh no, I have a Crown Vic.. Lemme tell ya, YOU needa get out there and see whats going on, I dont know what state you talking about, but the news over here is nothing but death, murder, and corruption... (Except during Mardi Gras) I'm talking about the real deal, its a cold world out there, well uh, I mean out here..that why everybody keeps heaters on them, know what Im saying?? Or has the extent of real gone past your comprehension?Yeah because you don't know anyone out of your country.. and if you do, then probably only some stupid people with no brainsI don't wonder if your friends think you car is cool, they're all the same, and all of them think the same stupid way
You know, I got to a Military Elite-School whichs costs around € 5000+/trimester, which probably means we're not at the same level, but hey, I know what I'm talking about
And I think you gotta learn a lot about our dear world. Maybe you have more experience in gangsta-stuff, guns, crimes and idk what.. but you still need to know what's going on on other places on earth. I have no idea what they teach you at school, but either it's a pretty sh*t public school you go to, or it's just the american school program which is like that, and lets all americans think this way. And actually 85% of the americans I've met are thinking like that, and that's the people who just reach nothing …
Nick Brasil wrote:Why can't you guys make hilarious posts like the old ones from some years ago?Those were the days huh...
Sedans wrote:Not really, I'm talking about FORD US. Thats right, United States, We can hold our own... There still a chance...if we impeach Obama. (Who, I actually supported to go into office, before he ignored the car compaines plea for help)Dude, it's all ONE company.. and no, Ford US is about to fail.
Sedans wrote:Pimp my ride = LameNo idea what that should be, but okay..
WHat not to wear = Lame
My name is earl = Congradulations, and, Lame.
Sedans wrote:So America has the worst TV programming... I cant lie..Yup
Sedans wrote:Europe, best place on Earth? Try again friend.. You know, I've heard it never sunshines over there, no wonder you all look like assholes on the news.When do you watch European news ? BBC ? BBC is British, and no there's never sunshine in England, because it's in the north Atlantic, and there is only stormy and rainy weather there. So ? Ever heard of Spain, Italy, France.. etc ? First of all, have you ever been to Europe ? I've been to america and I live in Europe, so I probably know what I'm talking about. These are FACTS. What you think or what you heard is something else, we don't care about that. And no we don't look like assholes, people here are beautiful compared to the ones in america. As I said.. fat & stupid
Sedans wrote:More pollution? What the f***, are you an eco-nut too, Hey, you must be one of those people who want to ban cars that use gas, take away the internet because it uses energy, not wear clothes because we kill animals, start carving words on rocks because paper kills trees, AND GO BACK TO THE f***ing STONE AGE...????Um no.. you really know 0 about our society today. Look at the japanese.. they have the ultra-modern sh*t that we might use one day, and do they live in the stone age ? Um compared to you, they live in the future.
Sedans wrote:And eh... Im not fat.. nor ugly.... And uh.... I dont know personnally many fat people.. maybe like.. 3... and I know a lot of people..Oh you are, trust me.. I've seen your pic, you are dude.. but since everyone is like that over there, it seems normal to you
Sedans wrote:You have no personality it seems, "they all think the same way" Yeah, my friends like my car, but I have a lot of friends and trust me they can vary, Short people, tall people, black and white people, asian and hispanic people, Muslim and Catholics, Lutherans and Methodists, Baptists and athiests, all with different views on life and other... I bet Europe isn't that diverse, yet even if it was, I bet you couldn't hold your own in a group of people like that. Not only can I, but they are my friends too. I guess most Europeans aren't built to do that.I have no personality lolz, oh trust me I have a very strong personality, but who are you to judge that.. I mean, you don't even know me, it's not some sentences that I wrote on a discussion board which will tell you who I am
Sedans wrote:"gangsta-stuff, guns, and crimes" Wow... Ok.. Yeah, I know about that. I also Excel in Social Studies, Computer Literacy, and Launguage Arts.. I'm also brilliant in Vehicle Knowledge and have enough muscle to work my part-time job as a loading dock worker. (Yeah, thats right)Aha. Interesting. Well I won't list everything I can do, I would sit here until 5 AM but yeah, I also know how to go on the toilet and how to clean the windows.
Sedans wrote:And yes, America has bad schools. But America has some the richest people in the world. (Other than Government people) Not only that, But what kind of computer are you on? PC? MAC? Well.. Guess where they come from... (Probably a factory in China, because of cheap labor, but you know what I meant..)Oh and you think that's good ? lolz dude.. you have really no idea of the world today.. you sound like this was a contenst "Who's got the richest people on earth". Actually all of your rich people are coming on the Cote d'Azur in Europe
Coyote wrote:Woa, I had a scorcher today, absolutely not a single cloud in the sky but yea it is pretty drab in the UK compared to EuropeSedans wrote:Europe, best place on Earth? Try again friend.. You know, I've heard it never sunshines over there, no wonder you all look like assholes on the news.When do you watch European news ? BBC ? BBC is British, and no there's never sunshine in England, because it's in the north Atlantic, and there is only stormy and rainy weather there.
Coyote wrote:When will we just accept that we are all ugly bitches, thats why we are on this vast thing called the internet; Also don't diss fatness, I am fed up of the lasses (female people) round here being skinny as hell, i think we need more Mac Ds in Newcastle to fatten em up, I like sommit I can hold!Sedans wrote:And eh... Im not fat.. nor ugly.... And uh.... I dont know personnally many fat people.. maybe like.. 3... and I know a lot of people..Oh you are, trust me.. I've seen your pic, you are dude.. but since everyone is like that over there, it seems normal to youBut it's not. And to proove it : 86% of american population is overweight, and that's a FACT.
Coyote wrote:Seriously weak dude, no one calls someone a zombie, good on ya Coyote for not ripping his head off!Sedans wrote:You have no personality it seems, "they all think the same way" Yeah, my friends like my car, but I have a lot of friends and trust me they can vary, Short people, tall people, black and white people, asian and hispanic people, Muslim and Catholics, Lutherans and Methodists, Baptists and athiests, all with different views on life and other... I bet Europe isn't that diverse, yet even if it was, I bet you couldn't hold your own in a group of people like that. Not only can I, but they are my friends too. I guess most Europeans aren't built to do that.I have no personality lolz, oh trust me I have a very strong personality, but who are you to judge that.. I mean, you don't even know me, it's not some sentences that I wrote on a discussion board which will tell you who I am![]()
Coyote wrote:Sedans wrote:And yes, America has bad schools. But America has some the richest people in the world. (Other than Government people) Not only that, But what kind of computer are you on? PC? MAC? Well.. Guess where they come from... (Probably a factory in China, because of cheap labor, but you know what I meant..)Oh and you think that's good ? lolz dude.. you have really no idea of the world today.. you sound like this was a contest "Who's got the richest people on earth". Actually all of your rich people are coming on the Cote d'Azur in EuropeAnd you seriously think it's better to have very rich people and very poor people, instead of a population which is neither very rich nor very poor ? Oh my god..
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Yeah I'm using a Mac. Never said it was bad, I love it
Sedans, who is very smart, wrote: f**k you...Oh how i wish i had said that!
Sedans wrote:You know how I'm going to reply to all that?How true, you have a life, I almost forgot. Well, I actually have a life too, but you know what I also have ? Good arguments, facts and a 800 € Nokia Smartphone which allows me to continue this from whereever I am
f*** you...
(Dont have the time to sit there and counter everything)
Sedans wrote:Is this seriously how you think?! I don't even know how to respond, other than honestly, no wonder Americans hate Europeans.. (British, in-particular)Actually we don't care if the most hated country on earth hates us. And no wait it's not even true - you're just jealous. Yeah, exactly. Americans always say they hate europeans, but then tell me, why do rich people buy our cars ? Why do they come to live over here in europe ? Why do they eat european food ? Why, why, why ? Can you tell me that ?
Driver of DOOM wrote:Woa, I had a scorcher today, absolutely not a single cloud in the sky but yea it is pretty drab in the UK compared to Europe
Coyote wrote: Oh and, the UK is in Europe btw
Sedans wrote:Oh ok, so now I have two assholes to take on, very well.Indeed
Sedans wrote:Fat and stupid? You say you have facts, those aren't facts. Americans are fat and stupid AREN'T Facts...Do you know what facts are ? Sorry but these are facts, taken from stats. I already told you, 86% of americans are overweight. Sorry but if this is not a fact, what is it then ?! A sponge maybe ?
Sedans wrote:I'm not stupid, nor fat, nor ugly, and if you think I'm ugly, so be it. I probably think you are ugly too. You know you probably aren't the best looking thing since sliced bread either, you know.You are actually a bit stupid, maybe you're not ugly, but you're fat. If you'd have been to Europe or any other place on earth in your life, you'd have noticed !
Sedans wrote:I never said I'd rather have very rich and very poor people, you're putting words in my mouth, which is bullsh**. That'd be like me saying "Hi, I'm Coyote, and I just got done putting a fat dick in my mouth." See how that works? Which rich people are going to Europe, because I have't heard of any rich people going to Europe.Hm your example is sh*t, but this is what you wrote, just to remind you :
Sedans wrote:Yeah, I know Asia is doing good, very futuristic, they also have the smartest children. Did you know that more Japanese children speak English than American people? Yeah, thats a fact. But I guess that means that we are stupid now right? Yeah aha not really. You had no idea what I just said, I said you must be one of those people that want to go back to the stone age by the things I just listed. Learn to read my friend, but that would be too hard, you must just glance at what I write and rush to insert a fact, fat & ugly insult, and witty comment and then come back, see what I wrote, and repeat.Lol you talk a lot of bullsh** actually
Sedans wrote:You can clean windows???????!!11!!!!1!! ZOMFG!!!1!11!1!1! Congradulations dude... you've earned my respect! (Starts cheering and applauding) Yeah, believe it or not, I can do that too, and use a toilet also? Omg, its like, we've lived the same life!*cough* not funny
Sedans wrote:You don't know me either, its funny how I was going to write that but refrained from doing so, all you know is that My name is Derek and I live In Louisiana, and have a car. Wow... its like we're brothers. So you've vistied the US, Congradulations, well I live here buddy, and it ain't no winter-wonderland. Oh good for you, you hold all kinds of people in a group, you live in Europe buddy, I bet all you have is white people and black people, maybe so asian kids. But what do I know, I'm just a dumb American that stays in his house all day monitering the boards riiight?? Of course that's what you think, because you stereotype, like a dumbass.Well, the thing is, we were never talking about you, so I don't care if I know you or not
Sedans wrote:Been here before us? What the f***, Europe has a longer history than us... Whoa, good job man, oh, but did you know the body of the first man was found in Africa, so you're not the oldest people either... Congrats..No it wasn't, and what if it was ? I'm talking about culture, history, civilization, and not about corpses some unknown guy has found in the african desert..
Sedans wrote:I'm ugly so you say. Well congradulations, (Wow I've been saying that a lot, I bet you feel like a winner..) Yeah, some Euro-kid over a forum is going to tell me I'm ugly.. Aha... Yeah, well I'm not as ugly as you man. (Do I know what you look like, nah... ) But I guarantee I do better in society than you, how? Because I'm a "Big, fat, ugly American", but I guess that my big fat ugliness is just attractive to other people, who would've guessed?It's the third time you start talking about that. It's like you dunno what to say, so you repeat yourself all the time to make your text look longer. "Euro-Kid" sure lolz
Sedans wrote:Wow, where did you get that little fact from?? Huh?? Because if 86% of American's are fat, .09 % of Louisianaians must be. That's a very small precentage. Like I said, I'm not fat, In fact I have a lot of muscle and upper body strength. No I dont use Steroids, or go to the gym everyday, I just keep a balanced diet, run laps almost everyday, do pushups and weight-lifting. It's called staying healthy.Hmm this is boring and repetitive, so I'll just skip that..
Sedans wrote:Yeah, a life, oh you have one too? Well good job, we have something in common. I also have good arguments & facts, as for the phone... who cares (even though I do have an iPhone 3G that works amazing)No apparently not, you repeat yourself all the time and don't know what to say, it almost seems like you're under pressure.
Sedans wrote:Yeah.... you know what.. I was about to call a truce Coyote.. but now that I think about it, if it's beef you want, it's beef you get.Nah it's okay lol, I think you had enough..
Sedans wrote:Now, to Driver of DOOM. (Who really should have just kept his ass out of it)That was just like a 'word game'.. UK is not on the European continent, however it's still part of it, and part of European Union. Also, it doesn't use the same currency, and that's why sometimes it's considered as not being in Europe. What he was talking about was the European continent, what I wanted to say is just the union.. well you can't understand, it's an insider, dunno how to explain
Driver of DOOM wrote:Woa, I had a scorcher today, absolutely not a single cloud in the sky but yea it is pretty drab in the UK compared to EuropeCoyote wrote: Oh and, the UK is in Europe btw
FAIL. .........