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[Sedans]

Ok Ok Ok just shut up about that already agh! Let's change the subject shall we?

[cleone]

Ok Ok Ok just shut up about that already agh! Let's change the subject shall we?

Seriously, he's driving me crazy,

Anyways, let's just say things have not been going great lately with my physical AND mental health, so if I am ever gone longer than 2 weeks, I'm most likely dead. Don't forget that.

[T.K.]

Ok.

Uhhhh......also at the game, the girl who said we'd make a cute couple had Jordan's phone, so I decided to call it, and then hide my hpone. She looks over at me, then hands Jordan the phone.
I did that twice.
Name some pranks with your friends


Also, lol homophobes

[PostalDude]

I put a piece of pepperoni in this kid's hair during lunch.

[T.K.]

In math classes, we celebrate Pi Day (3/14), and we're allowed to bring snacks and such, and another friend of mine brought a 2-liter of Faygo, and when he was drinking it once, I smacked the bottle, and he spit it everywhere infront and beside him.


EDIT: Snacks, not shanks, dammit!

[PostalDude]

LOLOLOLOL! What was his reaction?

[T.K.]

He just spat it everywhere, and this other girl got the Faygo on her shirt. He yelled at me for a second in between laughs and spits.

God, my friends are awesome.

[cleone]

This topic makes me uncomfortable now.

[T.K.]

You are no longer welcome in this topic, so nyah

[PostalDude]

*pushes Chris out of the topic's back door*
AND STAY OUT.

[T.K.]

*locks door*
*tells funny stories*

[PostalDude]

*proceeds to LOL*

[T.K.]

*rocks out to Elton John*
PHILIDELPHIA FREEDOM

[PostalDude]

FTW

[T.K.]

*puts it on to download list*

[Sedans]

Me and my friend called a porn shop, (most classic of all pranks) he pretended to be gay (take note here, T.K., pretended) He made his voice sound all gay, and he asked the clerk at the porn shop all these questions about what he had in the inventory. At this point the clerk was kinda gettin all into it (eghhh) and it was funny my friend was like,


"friend: So um... yall got dildo's?
clerk: mm-hmm, yeahh..
friend: cool, cool... so what kind do you have?
clerk: *inhales deeply*, um, we have plastic and jelly-filled
friend: *Hides laughter*, O.K., and what are the sizes?
clerk: well... that depends...how big do you want it?
friend: SIX-TEEN INCHES!
clerk: OooOoH... Yeahhhhh, I think he got some..
friend: Oh my gosh, I'll be right there!
clerk: O.K., see you in a few
friend: alrighty *hangs up phone*"

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!! Those were the days....

[T.K.]

he pretended to be gay (take note here, T.K., pretended)

>.>

[T.K.]

Late quote time!

Ok Ok Ok just shut up about that already agh! Let's change the subject shall we?

Seriously, he's driving me crazy,

Anyways, let's just say things have not been going great lately with my physical AND mental health, so if I am ever gone longer than 2 weeks, I'm most likely dead. Don't forget that.

DAMN NOT GIVEN

[PostalDude]

lolowned

[T.K.]

Also, at the homecoming game, the boyfriend of the girl...yeah, you know the rest, took a sharpie and a gum wrapper and made a Hitler stache
I parted my hair, did the hair thing, then saluted and yelled "HEIL!" right there. No one turned around

[PostalDude]

That is epic.

[T.K.]

Jordan, James, and I make Hitler and nazi jokes all time.
Wait...JAMES STILL HAS MY DAMN CALCULATOR
BITCHSHIT

[Nikusakken]

In math classes, we celebrate Pi Day (3/14), and we're allowed to bring shancks and such, and another friend of mine brought a 2-liter of Faygo, and when he was drinking it once, I smacked the bottle, and he spit it everywhere infront and beside him.

Does this friend listens to Insane Clown Posse?

[PostalDude]

WTF? ICP sucks dick.

[T.K.]

In math classes, we celebrate Pi Day (3/14), and we're allowed to bring shancks and such, and another friend of mine brought a 2-liter of Faygo, and when he was drinking it once, I smacked the bottle, and he spit it everywhere infront and beside him.

Does this friend listens to Insane Clown Posse?

Actually, yes, and he told me about the Faygo thing.

[Nikusakken]

Postal is right. ICP is crap as hell. Worse than them are the Juggalos.

[T.K.]

I don't listen to their music, so I have no comment on this.

[Nikusakken]

And you shouldn't listen to them either.

[PostalDude]

Postal is right. ICP is crap as hell. Worse than them are the Juggalos.

Oh God....the Juggalos...KILL THEM WITH FIRE!

[T.K.]

And you shouldn't listen to them either.

Not really my plan. I don't like rap/heavy metal.