Driver Madness

NOTE: This review is very old and outdated.

So let's start...

After a long time procrastinating, I downloaded the game. I must admit that I wasn't expecting too much, but well, there was no problem giving it a go.

So, I start the game, and press "U". After the amateur-ish, yet interesting cutscene, I start with the blue car. I must mention that I didn't know that there was a GPS telling you were to go (My speakers were turned off). But I beat it easily though.

Then the second mission comes. And then say: sh*t! Have these cars came from FlatOut?!. Seriously, it was an hell of a hard game. But then I though with myself: "What about hiding in the same place I beat the first mission?", and wholla! It worked. I saw a bunch of cars hitting in the wall and disappearing. And then, I beated it.

The other missions were easier, but the second one still being a really annoying, yet funny mission.

So here we go with the grades

Gameplay: 7
Graphics: 6 (Not bad for a beginner)
Replay value: 4 (It's fun for the first time, but it soons gets boring)
Sound: 6 (No cars sound, but the soundtrack is pretty good)

Overall: 5,7

That's it.

----nikusakken

Thanks for your input. Do you have any recommendations on how I can make it fun?

Adding mini-games like a "survival" or "fastest lap" or something similiar.

Make it 3D,put pedestrians and a actual city and put Chuck Norris and the Tourettes Guy in it as guest stars.
Comprende? NOW GET TO WORK YOU SLAG.
@Chris,obviously.

Nikusakken wrote:Adding mini-games like a "survival" or "fastest lap" or something similiar.

Ok. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll make them in a seperate EXE file though.

PostalDude, At this point, it would take forever to make it 3D. I could probably add in a theater where you could see the Tourettes Guy.

PostalDude has been suspended at TOP.

chrisl121212 wrote:

Nikusakken wrote:Adding mini-games like a "survival" or "fastest lap" or something similiar.

Ok. Thanks for the recommendation. I'll make them in a seperate EXE file though.

PostalDude, At this point, it would take forever to make it 3D. I could probably add in a theater where you could see the Tourettes Guy.

Threater suggestion=Win.
@T.K,Cool,screw my account,delete it.

I will ban you now

Whoa. I thought PostalDude liked TOP.

chrisl121212 wrote:Whoa. I thought PostalDude liked TOP.

I did.Now however.....no.

He's just pissy because I banned him.
Do not mess with me NOR Chris. Any more trouble from you, and I will get you banned at every site possible.
Do NOT screw with me.

lol

Exactly. I STILL have access to all your information on my site.
I can make your time on the internet a living HELL.
Right now, I can get you banned here and DT. Any questions?

All of you can act like little bitches I guess.

Hush, I know what I'm doing.

T.K. wrote:Hush, I know what I'm doing.

Don't tell me to hush.

Then shush

T.K. wrote:Then shush

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Brainless turd

T.K. wrote:Brainless turd

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fd783779@# wrote:links removed

Dude, please don't do that here.

It's a f***ing bot.Talking to it just makes you look retarded.(not saying you are.)

PostalDude wrote:It's a f***ing bot.Talking to it just makes you look retarded.(not saying you are.)

I kinda figured that would be the case, but I wasn't sure. Just don't click on any of the links, I think they may be rigged with viruses

Nah.they're just hilarious blogs written in Engrish by bots.

PostalDude wrote:Nah.they're just hilarious blogs written in Engrish by bots.

Well, the links are gone, so I'll never know.

However, speaking of Engrish, there's a computer generated form of broken English called "Dissociated Press". It involves an algorithm taking two segments of text & printing out words or letters from those texts in a semi-random order. Here's an example from the Wikipedia entry on this:

wart: n. A small, crocky feature that sticks out of an array (C has no checks for this). This is relatively benign and easy to spot if the phrase is bent so as to be not worth paying attention to the medium in question.

That sounds like the way the blogs were written.