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[Nikusakken]

It'll pwn GTA. That's for sure

Damn, I posted in the wrong topic! How can I delete it?

Anyways. They take the bus and madness start driving. Suddenly, a Negotiator appears and pursuit the Crew and shooting at them. It's Bishop!

[madness]

But suddanly the guy playing the game, driving the bus pauses the game.
Goes onto the Driver Madness forums and deletes the post that "Nick Brasil" acidently posted in the wrong thread and un-pauses the game to continue playing.

[Sedans]

the game continues... the bus blows up.... everyone survives with minor inhury... they dont know wat to do...

[madness]

The personal playing the game activates the health cheat, so no one can ever die

[Nikusakken]

So, they do some side-missions and goes to Hunt's Point, where they buy some bullets for the Missile laucher, returns and destroys the Negotiator, but Bishop still alive and runs away to his house.

[madness]

the power goes out and the tv's screen goes black!
The player cannot see anything

madness, Nick, Sedans, bb_42001, Coyote, everyone else are all gone.
What will happen now

[bb_42001]

the player starts to cry like a little girl!

[Coyote]

The player was actually a little girl ! Coyote ( who was not in the game ) went to the little girl and turned on the TV again . Then he took out the DPL disc and put in the Driver 4 disc. They were playing with the 8-player online mode. Everyone was chasing Coyote, but then they lost him.

[madness]

madness, removed the disk and gave it to ubisoft reflections, so they no longer had to continue developing the game. There stunned by the fact someone has gone into the future purchased their next title and have given it to them early.

[Sedans]

Then the DMC came in again...

Ubisoft-Reflections had given them all a copy of the finished game ..

Everyone was excited..

''Lets Kill!''

So everyone got in the game, And they decided to play cops n robbers *cough* look at my damn signature, they youtube vid *cough*

The teams split:
Cops:
Sedans
Nick
Coyote

Robbers:
madness>
bb42001> Both rode in the same car, a '69 Mustang


So the cops chased them in three sperate cars

[Coyote]

Sedans and Nick were chasing both and Coyote disapeared. Then a SWAT Van came from the front with Coyote in it and he had a frontal crash with madness and bb. The mustang was completely destroyed but the swat van didn't even get a scratch. When they looked inside the car nobody was there. The car was radio controlled !

[Daltarin-Elite]

Then Daltarin elite stabbed sedans in the leg for being left out of the story... There was much rejoicing.

They then got in a fist fight, which was really girly and pathetic so they just gave up and hoped no one had seen them embarrasing themselves and men everywhere. No one did... There was much rejoicing.

Daltarin Elite was therefore always included... There was much rejoicing.

He took the DMC square dancing... There was no rejoicing.

[Nikusakken]

After this, they decided to "calm down a lil bit", so they go to the Funky Rabbit, and they watch the girls dancing, and them, they meet with Slink.

[madness]

There was much rejoicing.

That's odd, before I even seen your post I was thinking about using the word rejoice

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and continued watching the girls dancing.
The DMC community was excited except "Harlequin" who had no interested in watching semi-naked females dance.

[Coyote]

That's odd, before I even seen your post I was thinking about using the word rejoice

Maybe because you were rejoiced of reading his post . BWT what does the C stand for in DMC ?
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When they went out they met Nick who had to wait outside because he was too young . Then they drove away .

[Nikusakken]

When they went out they met Nick who had to wait outside because he was too young . Then they drove away .

Go joking...

Anyways, after this "party", they go to Miami, were they meet some people to street race.

[Coyote]

Revs won the race of course, and then they were bored. And I DON'T GIVE A f***ing LOL.

[Sedans]

Since he didnt 'give a f***ing', he was the only one that didnt get laid that night.

Lol.

[madness]

That's odd, before I even seen your post I was thinking about using the word rejoice

Maybe because you were rejoiced of reading his post . BWT what does the C stand for in DMC ?

Actually, I never got to reading his post.
It was something random that happened.

DMC, I guess stands for Driver Madness Community

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Nick said, Lets go back. I wanna see what goes on in there.

[Nikusakken]

So, a lot of cars from Yakusa appeared and stopped them, and madness said
- "It's a trap!. We're f***ing trapped!"
And them the Yakusa big bos appeared...

[Harlequin]

and continued watching the girls dancing.
The DMC community was excited except "Harlequin" who had no interested in watching semi-naked females dance.

Who said Harlequin wasn't interested?!
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And the Yakuza boss decided to join the DM community and get laid...along with everyone else, except for Coyote, who doesn't give a f***ing.

[Nikusakken]

So, Nick drove (as always), and them the NYPD, SWAT, FBI, CIA, U.S Army, USAF, Interpol started to pursuit them because they thought that they were in some kind of "drug deal" and terrorism. They ran away and went to a Spray shop (GTA lol) and cleaned all the stars and went away to a Chinese restaurant...

[madness]

I thought we were playin Driver: Parallel Lines.

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All of a sudden we go back in time, just before they went to the spray shop and all of a sudden they appeared in DPL New York where there were no Spray Shops but garages which were located in different areas.

The cops get into hot pursuit while the DMC look for Rays Garage...

[Coyote]

Oh I was confused because you said DMC Community.

I don't give a f***ing ? f***ing what ? f***ing lol I always use the word lol to replace other words like I don't give a lol, lolling down the street, you're lolling me on, who the lol is this ?, dude i'm so lolled etc
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when they arrived at Ray's Garage, they met Coyote, who prepared 4 customized cars. and then he asked : "what's the point of this story ?" and then one of them aswered

[Nikusakken]

"It's to spam and increase your post count", said madness. Them, they run in the night and they dissapear for a while...

[Sedans]

DMC actually stands for Driver Madness Crew

I guess no one remembers the fossil-old Original stories in which me and Miller usually worte 594i832946t32948t32 character posts...

uMM.. iM LOST LIKE...LOL... i DONT KNOW WHERE WE LEFT OFF AT... SO ILL JUST WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO POST ...

[Coyote]

LAWL

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then coyote blew up everything and everyone died.

~~THE END~~ lol

[bb_42001]

then the TARDIS from doctor who appears and takes them all back in time again... back to Miami, they go to the police station there....

[Nikusakken]

Everyone is alive again, and as this stories doesn't have an end, the watch tanner going to the police station. They're inside of DRIV3R this time...

[Sedans]

We all pile into a taxi and follow tanner as he leaves the police station