WTF so u jus kill everyone .......
who da flip is carlos
daTS wat i said
LOL! You guys are funny, man.
Kentucky Fried Chicken restaurantâ€”sorry, I mean â€˜rather popular family restaurant and fast food chain.â€™ Yah, I learned the hard way, too, that it takes a bit of reading first before you can make an episode blend into the story well enough. Man, I was impressed with the way Daltarin-Elite didnâ€™t miss a beat by converting whatever the h*** that first bit was into a dream and then continuing on with the story where it left off, and also the way he picked up on the relationship dynamics. Iâ€™m sure that just thrilled Cars358 to no end, as well, since heâ€™s such a great fan of the dramatic aspects of the One Big Story
thread, while the rest of us strictly like action scenes (I think Iâ€™m supposed to say when Iâ€™m kidding or something to avoid confusionâ€” thanks, buddyâ€” Anyway, that was a joke.)
But, yah, that one guy wrote so well. You guys are so young, but so bright and witty. Makes me feel stupid. But most stuff does, so Iâ€™m used to that. If you see me looking like Iâ€™m sulking, donâ€™t think it; I merely suffer from bad posture. Thanks for adding to that story, Daltarin-Elite, and for capitalizing your sentences in posts that were part of the story, because I canâ€™t stand mojos that donâ€™t capitalize. (jk, and I know a mojo is not the same as a mofoâ€¦but Miller doesnâ€™t.)
Anyway, Hey, you guys. I donâ€™t know what was displayed on the screen when I kept clicking on the address I had saved for the Driver Madness website, but it said something like access denied
, and can't connect to database
, and a bunch of other crap I donâ€™t get. Man, I thought I got banned or something, like the boss got fed up with something about my posts (understandable) and made it so I couldnâ€™t even look at the website or something. (Yes, Iâ€™m that insecure and that ignorant about what can and canâ€™t be done online, and besides, you do know that Madness is scanning all of our rigs without permission when we visit.)
So anyway, I thought about PMing the boss over at the Ubisoft forums to ask what the deal was, since Iâ€™ve been registered there for a long time. But I thought he might think I was following him around. I kept doing a Google Search on â€˜Driver Madnessâ€™ and finally this address popped up and looked different to me, so I clicked on that and ka-ching
. Here I am to further prove I have neither pride nor sense of humility, if thatâ€™s possible. (This here where I am being the USA, I guess anything is, then.)
Naturally, I had to head immediately to see how your story is coming along. For those who canâ€™t tell or donâ€™t know or whatever, KFC = money. Itâ€™s a slang term I heard in an Australian movie about ten years ago called Kiss or Kill
. I suppose many of us were pretty young then, and perhaps not yet watching movies about people driving around committing crimes, but I thought over the last decade that term might have caught on. Perhaps not. I really wouldnâ€™t know, since Iâ€™m antisocial, and even had to use the slang dictionaries online to contribute my episodes with Miller in them.
BTW, I know my vote doesnâ€™t count except in polls, and that makes sense in a world that wouldnâ€™t make sense if I were relevant, but some of my favorite posts in this message board were when some guy called Sedans would just go LOL or WTF, and thatâ€™s it. Somehow thatâ€™s so funny because he has a talent for knowing when just that much is the perfect thing to post. But thatâ€™s not a protest, just an opinion. So much for the merry days of our careless youth. Madness is going to make men of us if weâ€™re not carefulâ€”thinking men at that, eh? So that might mean an aneurysm for me. I knew that, one way or another, Iâ€™d wind up with my brains blown out.
Oh, and sorry for writing nothing more than â€˜Helloâ€™ in that one thread when I first registered but in my defense, feeble as it usually is, it did say: Description: talk about urself or just say hello!
Hereâ€™s me just saying, â€˜laterâ€™. Anyway, itâ€™s good to see you all again. Iâ€™m glad the website is still going strong, boss. Iâ€™ll try to stop back in this weekend and see what you and babbs and the rest have on offer these days, and what everyone has been writing over the last couple of months.
Oh, yah. One more thing. Soft tacos are b***s***, man.